Intimacy, Sex and Friends: Get it on - FML

Get it on

By Em. - 21/06/2025 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I learned that my married mom has been having an affair with my best friend for over a year. When I tried to fight him, he knocked me on my ass and said, "Your mom is sexy, and your dad's tiny dick wasn't good enough for her. Don't screw this up for me or I'll beat your ass." FML

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By Bestfrienduncool - 30/09/2010 05:11 - France

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Spicy

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By jess - 24/12/2018 04:00

Spicy

Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

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Our secret

By Anonymous - 21/11/2019 05:00 - Australia - Bonnyrigg

Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML

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How close is too close?

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 02:30 - United States - Hesperia

Spicy

Today, I found out just how close my mom and fiancé are. No, they aren’t sleeping together, but she has been covering for him while he has sex with other women behind my back. Her excuse? He deserves to be happy too. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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Top comments

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 21 June 2025 23:10

That's gotta have an effect on the friendship...

poopface82 23

Sunday 22 June 2025 14:54

He…does know he can still hook up with the mom if she divorces the dad, right?

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Lost Reggie 21

Saturday 21 June 2025 20:10

You're a bad friend and a bad son. You can make up for it by finding a girlfriend for your Dad.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 21 June 2025 23:10

That's gotta have an effect on the friendship...

poopface82 23

Sunday 22 June 2025 14:54

He…does know he can still hook up with the mom if she divorces the dad, right?

winterbell 4

Wednesday 2 July 2025 18:27

get mad at your mom not your friend

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