Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I was dragged by my dad to the gun range for his pipe dream of a competitive shooting team. Apparently, plinking away on .22s while he and his ex-military buddies compare guns and trade sci-fi war stories until 7 PM is more important than the two research papers I'd set aside to write. FML
Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it would be a romantic moment, but it turned out that "Saw 5" was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You're just jealous that it wasn't you getting stripped, oiled and having things slid into your "barrel."
super3286 14
that's guntastic
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super3286 14
that's guntastic
whoisthisgirl 4
well... do something about it lol idk what you would do but yeah..
iSitt 0
It's his revenge for when he had to listen to your gossip then watch a chickflick with you.
timma90 4
There's some excellent gun/hunting fairs in Staffordshire. :D Went a few months ago, pretty awesome shit, plenty of beer, petting zoos for the kids and plenty of big boy toys like guns, vehicles and bows. :)) Bet his gun license cost him a bit though and the gun itself. :O
MyNameIsBruce 0
13 That's a very good point
Takador 3
OP why dont u be like a gun, one **** and u blow! :D
GiddyXD 0
^ win.
EffinTrollFace 0
60 your pic is awesome.
EffinTrollFace 0
37 your a fail FYL
docscientist 10
You know op, 13? Or are you simply generalizing.
wordnerd42 0
1 - That's puntasti---awful. OP - Giggity boom. (or bow-chicka-POW-POW)
NavySEAL13 0
**** you op
wintamint101 7
he's a keeper
ContactSparrows 0
trying having a fiance in the army. haha. happens to me allll the time.
lacejane 0
yep mines in the army too and we endure it for years not four hours lol!
chuanfa 0
I'm sure they have to endure worse. like whining all the time about it.
Taradactyl_2011 0
yea mines in the army to... when he starts rambling about it, I take a piece of clothing off and he stops talking and is all over me ;)
gijoe011 6
#56 on behalf of soldiers everywhere I "salute" you!
ctran 0
at least he didn't oil his gun while you two were doin it
abi96 0
Let's hope he doesn't go postal and starts shooting up the place.
Keyman1212 14
Freaknik was awesome. Love your profile picture.
Mokiikom_fml 8
The percentage of people with access to guns who do that is tiny. People go on murdering rampages with knives, cars, anything they can use to kill someone else, but no one is trying to ban cars and kitchen knives, huh? Not everybody who has a gun is a maniac. Saying they are is the same as saying anyone with a car is a drunk driver. Only a few douches are.
falloutNV 0
USMC in 2016
littlegreen 0
usmc 2012
usmcUSA 0
don't bother bitch you won't make it
docscientist 10
I can tell you don't bother with the English language. Good for you for recognizing your shortcomings and giving up.
megapeyt 17
US Army in 2012 Hoorah
falloutNV 0
USMC in 2016
stevenmx86 8
5, I don't have time to fight now I just want you to know, you're an absolute moron..
ulicksam 0
He "forced" you? Really?
theten_fml 9
yeah he took the gun apart a put the barrel to her head
radmuffin 12
Seriously he forced you? Grow a pair and do your own thing while he does all that. ******* moron.
mrnorth 0
I agree with 44
Terezi 0
YDI for being a typical girl that's not into guns.
cathylee22 4
ok so he has a hobby, nothing wrong with that. Maybe you should go to a gun range with him and see what it's all about. Let's face it we woman sometimes "force" our significant others to do or watch things only we are interested in. It's only fair to take turns and share in each others interests. Now if things start getting disturbing then I would be worried.
GhostTanker 13
Thank you. It's rare that I find a woman who would admit that guys get the short end of the stick because women want it to be all about them. Again, thank you. And if OP doesn't want her guy to have a hobby, I feel sorry for him. Poor guy is going out with a control freak.
cathylee22 4
your welcome :)
BananaPancakesJJ 0
Cathylee22. You're amazing.
cathylee22 4
lol i dont know why I'm amazing but thank you :)