Today, I realized that my coach doesn't close the door and the blinds to perform half-naked body checks (to make sure his team is in shape) on anyone else but me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML
Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, my boss decided to start a sport challenge where we should set a training goal and report about achieving it. Okay, I go to the gym a few days a week, but I'm really not interested in this collective motivation crap. Later, our boss hinted that if I don't take part, I may get fired for breaking the team spirit. FML
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zrhcrx 0
report him...that behavior sounds suspicious
drawne 0
I could be wrong, but I think sexual abuse goes quite a lot further than simply "FML"...
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jonnymohio 2
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The door is OPEN to prevent suspicion of sexual abuse. Closing the door is probably against policy. Just be glad he doesn't close the door when you're in there with him.
shortypie 3
he is in there with him... read it again. duh.
nypd613 0
is that good or bad? and why would that be creepy?
nottavailablee 0
uhh...hes getting this person to take off clothes for 'body checks' note the quotations. how do people not get this
satanstoystore 0
ydi for using double negatives to affirm something. learn to state clearly what you mean. why use "doesnt...but"? wth. wouldnt "only...for" make more sense?
califormula 0
Thank you. I'm glad someone recognizes poor grammar.
ilcap 12
Ass.
Leprecon 3
Seriously, report him.
kira1kira 0
either ur fat or u have creepy gym teacher
Rebii 0
I'm sorry, but how did you not figure this out earlier? I mean, surely you talk to your team mates? Don't you find it odd that he makes you strip down in private instead of as a group? Come on man, think.
GJMO 0
22 made the fiirst good point , if you think your coach is a creep starting to do what you impiled ,,,, ummmmm and FML is the least of your troubles if you believe it get help if not **** off
strawberryswirl 0
YDI - no one deserves sexual harassment, but how in the world were you not suspicious of this?
Ranoona 0
creepiness.
Haitch 0
So, your coach is peeking on everyone but you? Read your FML over again.
hahaha6 0
Actually, though horribly worded, he does say that the coach doesn't do it for anyone else BUT him. It's not a double negative.
mekeskidi_fml 0
The post could mean that the body check is done for everyone, but only for the OP it is done behind closed door, because the OP is: - the fattest kid - the only girl of the team
youEQUALtosser 0
What's next? "My coach is molesting everyone but me. FML." Doesn't seem like this is a FYL at all. Maybe everyone else, though.
caticaticati 3
No, the coach is ONLY molesting him.