Today, I realized that my coach doesn't close the door and the blinds to perform half-naked body checks (to make sure his team is in shape) on anyone else but me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML
Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, my boss decided to start a sport challenge where we should set a training goal and report about achieving it. Okay, I go to the gym a few days a week, but I'm really not interested in this collective motivation crap. Later, our boss hinted that if I don't take part, I may get fired for breaking the team spirit. FML
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zrhcrx 0
report him...that behavior sounds suspicious
drawne 0
I could be wrong, but I think sexual abuse goes quite a lot further than simply "FML"...
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Comments (91)
McFroger3 0
Only 2 things come from texas, Steers and Queers!
Jincos 0
...to prove how fit you are! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haa!
rockstarK9 0
Sounds sexy.
jessxoxo28 5
wow, report that ass for his "body checks"
DbeX 0
Fake. Theres no windows in locker rooms you ****** idiots
caticaticati 3
Actually, in my high school and middle school locker rooms, the gym teachers/coaches had offices in the locker room, and the OFFICES had windows - not the actual locker rooms. But I believe OP means she goes into the coach's office and the coach shuts the office door and closes the blinds on windows that allow the rest of the locker room to look in.
TeeParty 0
I've seen many locker rooms with windows seeing through the coaches office, and the rest of the locker room .
The_Pleb 0
plexico and toxi watever Pm each other your msn or watever then have a nice weird ass convo with one another in private play nice have fun
Intoxicunt 6
We do take advantage of the other forms of communication. However, if people weren't supposed to have convos in here, there would be no reply button. A lot of users are entertained by us. Sorry if it bothers you.* *That wasn't sarcastic. I'm not being a bitch. Just thought I'd state my view on it.
The_Pleb 0
hey im trying out the reply button, ive never used this before im being a dick, because i am my bad
plexico 4
Wow, The_Pleb, You sound like a grumpy, old man. And coming from me, you must be really grumpy, and REALLY old!
Tech_N9ne 0
well now you know you're pretty.
Syn_fml 0
I took this as "I'm gross therefore he shuts the blinds so no one else has to see my lumpy body." If the coach IS molesting him/her, THAT would be the FML, not "My coach closes the blinds." This is either very poorly worded, very understated, or just dumb.
chanman 0
I was thinking that this guy just realized he was really fat, and the coach closed the door because he didn't want to embarrass him in front of his teammates, while the rest of the team is relatively fit so it doesn't really matter if he leaves the door open.
darkshadow_fml 0
YDI for being stupid enough to not think of it as suspicious