Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after playing on the same basketball team for eight years with the same coach, he kicked me off the team to make room for my younger brother, who I taught to play basketball in the first place. FML
Today, I had a basketball game against our rivals. Since the starting guard had a broken ankle, I felt happy that I could finally get playing time and prove that I'm good. Instead I had to run the scoreboard for the game, because the scoreboard guy was absent. FML
Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML
Today, I was playing in a basketball game and blocked this kid's shot. I was really pumped up about it until I realized the kid had cerebral palsy and the coach put him on the team because he really wanted to be on at least one team in his life. FML
Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I was asked to cover work for someone because they have volleyball practice. Apparently, they haven't noticed that we've been on the same team for two years. FML
Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML
Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jmdogg88 0
are you playing competitively? if so, then you should practice more. if it's a casual league, tell your coach to **** off. seriously, tell him that.
csigabajnok 0
just tell him your babysitting fees and don't bother :)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (28)
examancer 0
harsh. that hurts.
abcnonamecba 0
I say lol too
bobnorris 0
******* practice
KingGeorgeGal 12
My opinion is that he to cheap to hire a babysitter & so much of an ass that he asked you to do it.
jmdogg88 0
are you playing competitively? if so, then you should practice more. if it's a casual league, tell your coach to **** off. seriously, tell him that.
Matisse_fml 0
How about, you're not a f*cking babysitter and you will get the practice that the rest of the team does. What your dear coach did was not quite illegal, but pretty close.
Xmarshall16X 5
Hell yea! Exactly what i was thinking.
csigabajnok 0
just tell him your babysitting fees and don't bother :)
pussaayy 0
Looks to me like your coach's life is ******.
quiksta 0
you should have: 1. said "**** THAT" 2. quit the team 3. spat on his son's face on the way out
Dimaranien 1
maybe he just thought u were well practiced. my choir teacher did the same to me one day...i was offended at first, because we were at a three-hour rehearsal, but then he sent out Allison and Hollyann as well, the top students. He had wanted us to teach her the music. lol. IDK, maybe he was just blowin smoke, but there's a different perspective. :)
SpasticTurnip 4
Maybe basketball isn't your sport :')
bballer32 0
I'm the best basketball player If that makes you feel better!
ThatsGreaat 0
I Don't Think That Would Make Her Feel Better O.0
SkyBirdy 5
Im better than you.
bballer32 0
I'm the best basketball player I own the best guys and I'm a girl, I thought that would make you feel better!
edogy 0
Ditto! Cyber-five*