Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Cowgirl_Up37
United States
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
cereal stepper
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
mylifesuckssss
United States
HOW COULD YOU?
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
themcdave
Cranfield, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad boy
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Eddy
Mountain Pine, United States
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
KasSmoke
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Justin, United States
What am I doing with my life?
Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML
Anonymous
Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Cereal killer
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Fillifilo
France
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
Anonymous
United States
Freakout
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
Top comments
enonymous 9
GET IN MAH BELLY!
iAmScrubs 19
hey froot loops, SHUT UP
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IrishSoulja 4
Cereal guy meme would like a word with you...
JacksonCampbell 9
Bitch, I'm a bus!
mfjkr 10
if you had a beard that wouldnt happen...cause if you had a beard your beard would have yelled at your cereal not you
bbucaro98 0
haha PMS much?
BelleElle_fml 5
You were pissed off cause you got **** blocked in your wet dream and woke up with blue balls.
urdirtyolduncle 15
They stealing my ******* luck charms!
urdirtyolduncle 15
^ *gives thumbs up because of the last two words*
imacreeper 3
all the cereal ever did was love you :'(
imthatguythatdid 0
THEY STOLE THE GOD DAMB ******* HONEY FOR MAH GODDAMN HONEY NUT CHERRIOS. THOSE MOTHER *******!!!!!
instnt1nfction 17
*damn *my
freerun4life97 0
9- I. love. your. pic. bro.
fl0ffy 0
number 95 I love the pic soooo much
No_LoveMM 3
Have to love the 14 year old on every FML correcting typos and deliberate spelling changes.
alberto10169854 0
That's ****** hilarious! haha
kcluna 6
Best one of the week!!
Bano360 25
Hey 130, you're name is a typo. So STFU
LOL0LOL 1
haha someones bipolar
MikieLem 0
76 - hahahaha gay gay gay..!!! u r funny man..!!
sloppyflow 1
this what rebecca black does when she is having PMS.
Felix_Felicis15 8
What's a meme? I've seen the word loads of times, but I'm not completely sure what it is. Ah, OP, we all have days like this, but I've never seen anyone so pissed off that he or she shouts at his or her cereal. Hahaha.
seximexi911 10
76 if it makes you feel any better your comment made me lol
TookaWooka666 0
Haha OPs cereal most not give him enough fiber and this is the result of the previous bowel movement attempt. "You better work this time damnit, I got a freakin log down there and it needs to come out!!!" lol.
kikibrowm 7
#216 look it up on urbandictionary.com. I would tell you, but the website is blocked for me. goddamned parental controls...
Felix_Felicis15 8
Okay thank you. Ew parental controls are poo.
theUBERcomment 1
HEY 205 YOU'RE IS A TYPO. I'm press sure "you are name is a typo" isn't correct. stupid shit :)
Bano360 25
Oh I know, auto correct. I just didn't bother changing it because I'm on the app
iAmScrubs 19
hey froot loops, SHUT UP
ladyluck82 9
lmao!!! You made me laugh, seriously! ;-)
denbeste 3
Only in 'merica...
myfruitloop 0
gotta problem against fruitloops?
Sallysaurx 0
LOL. XD
iAmScrubs 19
70- this is awkward now.
DarthVader007 0
I MADE THIS FOR YOU !!!
sbusone1 0
haha I was thinking the same thing
TXjuggalo972 6
121 ultimate win julian smith FTW
Grimmerie 31
121 let's open a hot koolaid stand.
SACKERLAND 6
Haha... Fruit Loops...
CrackerJack127 3
bahahhaha I love that! xD
pablo132 3
haha dude your funny! no joke
whoisthisgirl 4
I did that to my jelly jar lol it was stuck so I scream f**k you!!!!! and slammed it on the ground.. didn't break! :) but I did have to clean up jelly lol
brettrb 18
haha saw this first on my itouch. laughed so hard this is deff favorited
enonymous 9
GET IN MAH BELLY!
instnt1nfction 17
NOM NOM NOM NOM
enonymous 9
I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! GET IN MAH BELLY!
sematariux 7
dumpshits? bahahahaha
llCHR15ll 0
lol @ "fat bastard" from the Austin powers films
freerun4life97 0
3 - I made it 69 thumbs up (:
EKS1572 0
haha lmao, the picture just made it even better!!!!!
LoveCali 0
LMFAO.!.!.!OMG.!My Friend Kept Saying That Today;;It Was The Funniest Thing Ever.Lol.!Tomorrow Ima Say It All Day:) But Seriously This FML Is Hilarious..I Can Just Imagine It.
Reinhard_Xenon 0
best comment ever
you_failed 15
ANGER MANAGAMENT!! D:
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
at this moment, I am watching the movie anger management :)
EatnBeef 7
did it yell back? captain crunch is a bitch sometimes
iLikeBoyes22 0
hahaha that's pretty funny
GigaPudding_fml 24
"Stop falling of my spoon god damn it!"
jonan1212 5
lok
HeavyMetalViking 0
See, this doesn't happen to me because mah spoon is too big. I am a banana.
chuckychan 8
silly rabbit trix are for kids
angrymexican 8
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!!
angrymexican 8
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!!
SystemofaBlink41 27
Actually, This has hapenned to me before xD
CitrusGirl 0
Coocoo for cocoa puffs?
EKS1572 0
if they were cuckoo for them, op wouldn't scream and imply she's mad, so....... no.
Darcon 8
Looool! I got a feeling someone is gonna joke about ' cereal killer' somehow..
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
And now it won't be funny, thanks.
jbo116 0
You ruined it. Jerk :P
soapbar 0
I don't get it...
GreenBud_fml 0
ay pac.. where's my money? I saw you at the store yesterday but you didn't even say wsup..
Zeek63 0
angry eater! it happens think of the Asians having to eat damn rice every day for every meal they are angry eaters too!
edteach 0
lol your my hero for a day OP
instnt1nfction 17
it stood there mocking him, playing in the milk losing it's crunchiness and becoming soft and all the marshmellows melt away to shitty liquid
barlessprison 16
It's okay, your cereal is man enough to handle it. It's good that you let off some steam before you took it out on someone else.