Today, I lied and said I was late for work because my car's tire was flat. Two hours later, some of my friends came in and said something along the lines that, "We should do brunch every Saturday, (like this morning) it was awesome!" in front of my manager. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, a co-worker called in sick due to a family emergency. I ended up working an unplanned 12-hour overnight shift. After I clocked out, I dragged myself out to the parking lot to go home. Someone had smeared tacos all over my car. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I had to make my boss believe that I was late to work because my sick dog shit all over my bedsheets and I had to clean up the mess before work. The truth is, I don't have a dog, and I wrongly trusted a long fart this morning. FML
Today, I accidentally overslept and missed a morning breakfast at work, one I never get to have when it happens. Not only did my boss say nothing about me being absent, he even asked me if the food was good. FML
Today, I covered for my friend at work because he said he was having car troubles and was going to be late. Two hours into the shift, I got a call from my roommate asking why my girlfriend had moved out. Turns out, I'd covered my friend's shift so he could help my girlfriend move out behind my back. FML
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Top comments
CammyGal 26
"Today, I lied..." YDI.
nafiul93 0
lol what dumbasses hope u got em back
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Comments (25)
nafiul93 0
lol what dumbasses hope u got em back
tyler907 10
why are you working at a place where you have to work saturdays?
fakedsincerity 32
for the money?
ravens42 8
Dumbass. For money or they work less on weekdays
ohhhhshizzz 0
ydi.
TheSickness 0
Uh. Agreed with number 2 and 3.
YeTi_MaNN 0
hah smooth.
fuhrer 0
You're tire still could have gotten flat...?
jakeidk 0
brunch is duh bomb screw your manager (not literally) and get a weekday job and have brunch on Saturdays
happyhak 5
YDI so badly words cant describe it...geez, if you are gonna skip work for brunch at least hang out with friends that will keep their mouths shut!
tb15 0
YDI lazy dude
FMylifeAlltheTim_fml 0
ydi man