Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
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Top comments
ohJeeznotme 7
That was really rude of the agent to not give you a heads up since it is in bad taste to show a house with the owner sitting around inside it. Get a new agent.
Peroxide 3
"and thats the main bedroom with ensuite, now if you'll just follow me down the hall past the naked man ill show you the bathroom"
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Comments (90)
boba123 0
haha
dannnn_fml 0
I bet they bought the house!!
erika_lynnex 1
if ur a hot guy it wouldn't matter
iSlowPwnz 0
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Aw if you would only be female... :P Nice view for the buyers? xD
mexican_love10 2
Ew you're a creep!
llamaparty 9
sexist pig.
elemenopyqrstuv 0
you should've expected it, because you're selling your house....
applebramble 22
Well yes , he would expect it when the real estate agent informs him when visitors will be expecting the house at least 24 hours before the inspection time . Its their policy when the owner is still in the house and has a bit more time before they have to pack up their personal stuff .
breakthesky 0
Haha, aw.
turbogirl 0
Surely the real estate agent would of told you she was coming?? You'll look if some single lady wants to know if you come with the place haha.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
SWING YO JUNK AROUND
_Some_One_ 0
Lol, good one. Just a question, the buyers were silent the whole time? Otherwise you would've probably heard them.
Spider_fml 9
With the water running?
_bj_ 0
hahaha shame you're a dude.
ohJeeznotme 7
That was really rude of the agent to not give you a heads up since it is in bad taste to show a house with the owner sitting around inside it. Get a new agent.
genius_man16 1
Agree, and I actually think you could sue the agent for bringing strangers into your house without consent.
Thabb 0
So were the buyers female? I'm sure they enjoyed it.
whitehawk_fml 0
if they were u shoulda got a huge boner and started walking towards them
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#81- Oh yes, that's not creepy at all.
applebramble 22
Unless you're Christian Grey ;)
spamky 7
Isn't it the law that real estate agents have to call the home owner when they are going to show their house?