Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML
Today, I got into an emotional argument with Cleverbot. I ended up apologizing. FML
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML
What did you say?
Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
So annoying
Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
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jbird1193 3
no I don't. yes I do
LolliDolly 19
Wait...this isn't normal?
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Comments (197)
kaykay17 0
hahahahahaha I just started crying hahaha that's a situation, you might want to go get the checked out
potatohead314 0
don't worry your not alone
fadingfaith 4
Don't worry op I do this too, but only when I'm alone.
YeloHaus 0
one time I argued with myself to the point that I had somehow decided that I was no longer on speaking terms with myself. My friend had to come in and intervene.
mbrooks5110 0
why wouldn't you answer yourself back? it's crazy to ignore yourself!
pepgirl10 3
wow fail...
lizzie96 2
#146 thats soo true youre awesome
sugarycupcake 0
lonely much?
chengy4191 7
yay I'm not the only one! :D
xXDubbleChic 11
you and me both