fucking_worthless_loser
Concord, United States
Today, I got into an emotional argument with Cleverbot. I ended up apologizing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sillyfox4lyfe
United States
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
I HATE THESE BOTS
Gimme a human
Today, I spent ten minutes annoyingly arguing with a customer service chatbot, demanding to speak to a real human. When a real human finally joined, they opened with, “So... I see you’ve been yelling at my robot.” FML
in big trouble
Sydney, Australia
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Freakout
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
apologetic
Latonia, United States
Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML
-1 friend
Freeport, United States
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Gus
Richmond, Canada
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
sighoutloud
United States
Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML
siikman313
United States
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Your username is a bit harsh OP.
awildwhisper 30
I love chat bots and have totally gotten into arguments with them lol!
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Comments (16)
WCARlover 35
Your username is a bit harsh OP.
Magnoxidans 19
Well humans always concerned about robots becoming intelligent and taking over so maybe you earned yourself some sympathy points ;P
awildwhisper 30
I love chat bots and have totally gotten into arguments with them lol!
runswithlions 3
You might find yourself in weird situations like arguing with a robot. You might even find yourself in weirder situations like apologising to said robot lol but hey, it's shit like this that makes for a good laugh and a hilarious memory to share in the future right? :)
jcash52426 5
That cleverbot has you whipped!
readingrachel 9
I always thought clever boy wasn't a talking robot but just connected someone with another person and they conversed believing the other was cleverbot
EbyKat 16
Ditto, but I think they change the person you are talking to occasionally which accounts for how random the conversation is.
healthcarechick 9
Wth is Cleverbot?
Neevster 18
It's an AI you can chat with on the internet. Just look up "Cleverbot.com" and check it out
RichardPencil 32
Alan Turing would be happy!
Youngg920 0
omg I thought I was the only one who knows Alan Turing
missymaster 16
If it makes you feel better, nothing I say seems to be able to prompt Cleverbot to properly converse with me.
ApplePie1994 27
Are you me?