Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML
Today, I got into an emotional argument with Cleverbot. I ended up apologizing. FML
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML
What did you say?
Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
So annoying
Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
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jbird1193 3
no I don't. yes I do
LolliDolly 19
Wait...this isn't normal?
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Comments (197)
agummere796 0
wow, I have my dog to argue with..... I always win.
knight0748 5
So?? who wins the arguments??
dejakay 0
I do that too(:
JokerJohn7 0
seek help
KenniMarie97 0
I think everyone does this, but just doesn't want to admit it.
ospeltz1 0
don't worry bout it, I do as well
dwjones01 0
hey the only scary thing is when another "you" comes into the conversation. but yea a lot of poeple do that.
7th_fml 3
I'd say everyone does that, maybe fewer do it out loud, but so what, nothing bad about it.
Fijiprincess 0
Your only crazy if you argue with yourself and lose! Otherwise it's normal! ;)
Snowble11 13
that shows signs of craziness...