Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML
Today, after I'd offered to make suggestions to my partner after she finished writing an essay for her college class, and she'd read my suggestions, we argued about every single point I wrote down. Despite telling her she didn't have to take any suggestions we argued for 2 days about it. The professor had the same notes as mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years took offense to a "That's what she said joke", and blew up, saying she doesn't like those jokes. She thinks that she is the "She" of the jokes every time I guess. I tried explaining how the jokes work, but she wouldn't believe me. She says that I'm just lying. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to weekly talks about anything that is bothering us, since we’ve been arguing a lot lately. So far, every talk has been her moaning at me about how I annoy her, yet when I try to have my say, she interrupts or yells at me for blaming her for our problems. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, I have accepted that if I try to spend time with my girlfriend, she will come up with any excuse to avoid me, but when I want to do something by myself, she will be at my elbow every ten seconds, loudly whining that she wants to spend time together and that I'm mean. Talking has yet to fix anything. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
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Plop 17
No. They're actually a good example of words that are similar, but not the same. See the difference?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Till your country elects a stupid person who was always told they're right.
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RichardPencil 32
No, they are not different, they are related and are distinguished only by degree. Same and Samoyed are completely different. Hang on to this girlfriend -- you might learn something.
Plop 17
No. They're actually a good example of words that are similar, but not the same. See the difference?
RichardPencil 32
My issue was with the word "completely," same and similar are only slightly different.
Nico Noppe 10
If your issue is with the word "completely", then why did you use it? Because it's not in the OP. Same does not mean similar, so they mean different things. It doesn't mean it's completely different, but different none the less.
Doom_Kitty 14
So you basically can't deal with someone who won't follow you words blindly? I mean...be proud: doing researches is the only valid thing to do when you don't know something. She's right.
spinningrecords 14
Answer stupid people with “you’re right”. Works wonders for stress free living.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Till your country elects a stupid person who was always told they're right.
ZZZsl33p 2
She should be dumping you for thinking you always have to be right and getting mad when someone try’s to idk. Teach you so you can be right