Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, I spent almost 10 minutes cleaning my glasses because everything looked blurry. The problem wasn't my glasses. I was actually wearing my sister's, who apparently got almost the same frames as mine. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
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Top comments
Iarla_ceapaire93 24
Why exactly did you need to prove it??
Aky0n 10
I bet he didn't see that coming
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Comments (94)
igg125 30
If you have the same prescription you should give him yours.
RuBloKon 15
Maybe you could've looked at the branding and serial number, instead of testing their bendiness? Hindsight is a bitch.
MrConcise 35
A substitute teacher did this to me in fourth grade. You're a terrible person, OP.
Carnaxa 8
thats a lot harsh. OP did not intend to break the glasses, it was an accident which resulted from their stupid actions
trver 4
#36, I doubt he snatched the glasses and said "Look these bend!" More than likely OP has some relation to the other person or he wouldn't feel comfortable discussing/taking their glasses. He probably had permission to try to bend them similar to his glasses
MrConcise 35
I just want to point out it wasn't my even my regular teacher, just a substitute. A substitute. I'm still salty.
toaster87 19
@33, 41... The OP should have also realized, well before they snapped, that they weren't bending, and anymore force would likely break them. Common sense is a wonderful thing.
harjotxo 12
Why would you do that.. have fun paying for his new glasses OP
Vestin 18
Showing a single similarity would've proven nothing. Showing a single difference, on the other hand, demonstrated that your glasses were not the same.
BallOutDre 5
goofy ass
pats2004 17
Why did you feel the need to prove it. Next time don't touch other people's things
Reider022 16
I'd tell you to let me try bending yours and we'll see how flexible they really are.
lexiieeex3 32
Guess you don't have the same glasses after all...
CommentKing207 23
How come you had to bend it to prove it? Couldn't you have just shown the brand or something?