Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, I spent almost 10 minutes cleaning my glasses because everything looked blurry. The problem wasn't my glasses. I was actually wearing my sister's, who apparently got almost the same frames as mine. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
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Top comments
Iarla_ceapaire93 24
Why exactly did you need to prove it??
Aky0n 10
I bet he didn't see that coming
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Comments (94)
lifeofpie25 16
well I hope you are going to pay him
iwadasn 33
YDI. You should have been able to tell the glasses weren't as flexible as yours even before they got to the point of breaking, so why did you keep bending them?
42069666 18
You are kind of an idiot
kakabloom 9
Well, you could've just bent your own glasses and asked him to see if his could do that... And watch him break his own glasses?
ASeeR 14
now .. his glasses are flexable and yours are broken :p
luked557 11
Well done, you have the same glasses, really needs proving
TuneSyon 7
to snap it means you must have had to use some force and if your glasses are flexible you should know how much force you would actually need. YDI
mattrd_fml 31
I don't understand why you felt the need to prove it. ydi
laurenswims13 24
You're a special one, aren't ya
drshn 22
hahaha true
TotallyNotAKid 11
Sorry OP. I don't know all of the details so I won't assume it was something stupid or you had good reasoning. But I hope it worked out ok, for him and you.