Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, I spent almost 10 minutes cleaning my glasses because everything looked blurry. The problem wasn't my glasses. I was actually wearing my sister's, who apparently got almost the same frames as mine. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
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Top comments
Iarla_ceapaire93 24
Why exactly did you need to prove it??
Aky0n 10
I bet he didn't see that coming
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Comments (94)
Aky0n 10
I bet he didn't see that coming
DFMLharsh 20
Spectating the wreckage of his Spectacles wouldn't have been Spectacular for him.
kmaheynoway 25
#38, That was quite the spectacle of puns if eye ever saw one.
NickThunder 12
Haha I get it ?
SnowxSakura 17
And now he won't see much of anything
Iwannarock1 19
you sound like a prick.
poopnpoop 19
Point proven
sonasonic 34
Good luck paying for the "apparently unbendable" glasses.
Iarla_ceapaire93 24
Why exactly did you need to prove it??
leogachi 15
This.
IndicaPaincakes 28
And isn't there usually something there that you can see, that also proves it bends? Not a smart move. When I broke my glasses, I had to wait an entire year to get new ones. Let's hope it isn't the same for that poor guy.
Enslaved 38
Replacing those glasses can be expensive. But you can save a little bit of money and time by just buying a new frame and reusing the same lens. Just need one that matches the same shape. Any optical store can fix them for you and have it ready the same day.
omid379 14
Thank you
teentee401 37
It was the only way for OP to reclaim his honor.
jasminexxxx 17
Should of gone to specsavers
lolhailsatan 23
I'm an asshole but *have
TDKopecki 16
Safe to assume you don't have the same glasses after all?
TheRugMan 17
In hindsight, that sounds like a bad idea.
cooltatgar 31
"Oops, sorry, looks like you bought yours from the dollar shop"
cheeeksss 29
I think your glasses aren't working, OP.
feven 32
FHL, **** HIS life :(
nityasomaiya 46
Haha this reminds me of the best of the worst FMLs, where a guy had tried to explain this abbreviation to us.
Benmantha 31
Have fun paying for them.