Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, I spent almost 10 minutes cleaning my glasses because everything looked blurry. The problem wasn't my glasses. I was actually wearing my sister's, who apparently got almost the same frames as mine. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
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Top comments
Iarla_ceapaire93 24
Why exactly did you need to prove it??
Aky0n 10
I bet he didn't see that coming
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Comments (94)
DoomSkuller 28
Glasses may look identical and still not be made the same. YDI
kayla2228 14
Hope you paid for the damages you caused.
Amorettex 19
Why would you even do that...?
PANDORUM89 21
what I can't seem to understand is why you tried to bend his glasses in the first place, and then why you proceeded to bend even though the plastic did not give under initial pressure. So F the other guys Life.
Saraishi 25
One of either two things happened: - he told you they weren't flexible and your stubborn arse didn't listen, or; - you decided to handle your classmate's glasses without his permission to prove your point. Either way, I'm hoping you know you owe him a new pair of glasses and pay up. 100% YDI, OP.
fantasyworld 39
I use an old pair as a backup.
Kidjazzin 17
Are you paying for his new glasses? FHL.
Grenith 21
all those glasses and you still don't have any foresight.
JacobRSE 18
Dumbass, you should have felt the pressure of the ear holder against the frame holder. And now you probably owe someone $100-200 dollars.
tanziir1 14
Cough * cough* ass hole cough* cough*