Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
Peng1995 11
Always take that chance when you get one from someone you like.
Mauskau 36
Am I the only one that prefers to be texted than called?
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Comments (76)
cantero0311 1
Dude !! At least you got a number !!
alfonze07 12
No shame in that!
MdMan2 23
I'm pretty sure he already called because he found out it was her actual number
SaniK 17
Why waste any time posting fmls, you got her real number!
coldwar252 13
Hey good for you man, best of luck!
TheIronFez 13
I don't see how that's sad, but nice!
idxntgiveafxck 17
I'm kind of surprised, even if the guy is good looking or he seemed real nice and genuine, I would still feel uncomfortable giving the dude my number. It's nothing personal, it's just an awkward feeling. So whenever a girl doesn't give you her number, don't feel too bad for yourself, it's not you, it's her. Lol.
doctorhook86 25
#58: So how do guys get ahold of you?
ohSNAPyall 27
36, that's almost as rude as honking.
Angsty_Armadillo 25
That's not sad at all! You never know if she's excitedly waiting for that call or text from the cute guy that asked for her number. The door swings both ways.
davidl7 17
Well it doesn't have to be sad anymore. Call her!