Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
Peng1995 11
Always take that chance when you get one from someone you like.
Mauskau 36
Am I the only one that prefers to be texted than called?
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Comments (76)
TDKopecki 16
Take chances because you'll never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be.
False_Stupidity 42
I think he did, otherwise how would he know it's really hers?
Mauskau 36
Am I the only one that prefers to be texted than called?
pastel_fml 18
Whooohooo! Good luck, OP!
guttedbrit 26
time for a fresh start, OP! best of luck :)
tranced_ 45
You're not alone!
campbellt22 5
I see you're from California. Give her a couple globs of water and she'll be yours forever
starile 20
Yeah, we really need those globs of water.
sdroze1389 31
for some water I'm this joint, I'd date you.
sdroze1389 31
in* damn auto correct
Welshite 40
#24: Not at all. I have a stutter and an accent when I get nervous, and I loathe phone calls. Texting is so much easier and more comfortable for me.
WOTAN1488 24
Well good man, call already.
worldclassrager 41
Congrats...maybe you can get something started with this number?