Today, the girl I like would rather meet potential partners online, some in different states, and wonders why nothing works out. Apparently the guy who took her on dates, AKA me, is just friend material. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I'm upset by my dating life. I want to be with a man romantically, but none I've met so far have worked out. Too dumb or boring or mean, so I've tried some dating sites. All my matches were with women, so I went on a date with one to "find out." Is it good or bad that I liked her more than any man so far? FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, I had a date with a woman I had been talking to for a month. We hit it off, the date went fantastic, and we agreed to see each other again. Fast forward a few hours and I'm told she decided to pursue someone else, equates it to "bad timing", but wants to be friends. If not for bad luck, I'd have no luck. FML
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I tried convincing my friend that his casual long-distance girlfriend, who won't meet him and never video/voice chats, is in all probability a guy catfishing him. He refuses to listen to me because her Facebook profile looks "legit". She only has one profile picture and her friends list is full of bots. FML
Today, my colleagues have been trying to play matchmaker between myself and the new girl at the office. I'll admit we share more similarities than differences from what I've learned so far, but I know something my colleagues don't: she's actively pursuing a guy through online dating. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML
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Top comments
QueenSaru 28
Repeat after me: "I am not entitled to a girl dating me just because I am available." Clearly things didn't click for her after your dates and she's allowed to look elsewhere.
ass 11
If she's not into you there's not really anything else you can do. It'll sting for a little bit and the right woman will come when the time is right. Best of luck, buddy!
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ass 11
If she's not into you there's not really anything else you can do. It'll sting for a little bit and the right woman will come when the time is right. Best of luck, buddy!
QueenSaru 28
Repeat after me: "I am not entitled to a girl dating me just because I am available." Clearly things didn't click for her after your dates and she's allowed to look elsewhere.
Hangryko 32
It's not happening. Get over it and move on.
Nikki 17
Let me guess you’re a ‘nice guy’?
RichardPencil 32
AKA Meal Ticket You have other aliases, I'd guess.
Thaylok 17
I've seen this here before. This is a Move situation. Either make your move or Move on. You deserve more than being strung along by your own desires for someone who may well be unavailable. You have to move one way or the other. So make your choice.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Dude, check out the Craig Kenneth channel on Youtube. She can't miss you if you are just always there. Take control of your thoughts, move on and find someone who can't wait to see you every day.
nkunzi 4
When you’re done simping try Tinder
historygrad74 19
She doesn't like you.
HouseOfM 8
Just because you are friends doesn't mean they are interested. Take the hint and move on.