Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I love my boyfriend just as I always have, but I'm realizing I don't know if we'll last because he's an angry drunk. He drinks frequently, and I've talked to him about it, only to be met with, "I'm a grown ass man." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend messaging flirty texts with one of the nurses who cared for him while he was in inpatient rehabilitation at the VA Medical Center for alcohol abuse. Not to mention he is back drinking daily. I suck at relationships. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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Top comments
AngryD 9
you being an enabler will eventually kill him wow that's a nice selfish true love huh
JasonUMN 15
If the only time he loves you is when he's drunk, you need let him go and find someone who truly cares about you.
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anyoldnamewilldo 23
My last boyfriend was like that. Totally different guy when drunk. I had to dump him because he was so emotionally unavailable when sober. We are still friends, but he is also still an alcoholic.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Drunk people tell the truth. When he's sober, he may not be ready to say it, despite wanting too, or he may be nervous. :3 don't worry op, when the time is right. Or ask him about it when he's drunk and see if you can get an answer out of him.
missyb1989 5
When I'm drunk I tell trees that I love them... You might want to break up with him or drink with him
josh_239 6
just leave.. your better of with someone who will tell you that when not drunk.
ByeTech 10
Wtf OP. I tell everybody I love them when I'm drunk. Get out of that horrible relationship!