drunkdial
France
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Clader
France
Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
drunkluv
Australia
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
dukemisery
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, my ex-girlfriend called saying she wants to get back together because of how mature and sincere I sounded last night. I despise her and I was drunk last night. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
Anonymous
I was the bullet in the relationship
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
ak.
United States
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
badluckryan
Uxbridge, United States
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
MoxyR12
United States
Let down
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
TheOtherWoman
United States
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Top comments
ididitmyself 0
evanescence: you never call me when you're sober good song. enjoy.
froggi_fml 0
that's why u need to break up with her.
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froggi_fml 0
that's why u need to break up with her.
megissocool 0
uhmm agreed with #1, I've got 4 words for u. break up with her. fyl
babbu18 0
take the hint... BREAK UPP! you'll find happiness in people who actually care about you instead of from those who barely remember you.
AntiChrist7 0
Be happy she leaves you alone. If she was sober and called you, it would probably be to go shopping. yuk
NatzSwifey 0
the truth comes out when your drunk so at least her true feelings show and she calls u and not some random dude
bittersweets 2
This.
f_alltheirlives 3
Yo momma calls me when shes drunk/twentyfo seven
twinscrplayer6 0
you are a fag
ididitmyself 0
evanescence: you never call me when you're sober good song. enjoy.
rberry_fml 0
rofl sad!
BigGuy99 0
Why are there so many FMLs from nord pas de calais? Is this the place that hosts FMlife.com or something? Do alot of the board operaters live here? Seriously I would love to know why every day we hear about something horrible from a random person in a very random part of the world on a daily consistant basis?
FarSide 23
Perhaps they just have the most FUL's on the planet.
Jodziee 0
When someone doesn't have a country set on their profile, Nord Pas De Calais is the default, so it just means that they didn't pick a country I think..
FarSide 23
That's her signal that she is ready to tolerate having sex with you, loser. FYL.
lucifer69_fml 0
because you never talk to each other anyway, yet you are 'dating'. get a real relationship *******
another_guy 0
and why is she still your girlfriend then?
denise716guamanz 0
AGREED! LOL