Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I love my boyfriend just as I always have, but I'm realizing I don't know if we'll last because he's an angry drunk. He drinks frequently, and I've talked to him about it, only to be met with, "I'm a grown ass man." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend messaging flirty texts with one of the nurses who cared for him while he was in inpatient rehabilitation at the VA Medical Center for alcohol abuse. Not to mention he is back drinking daily. I suck at relationships. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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Top comments
AngryD 9
you being an enabler will eventually kill him wow that's a nice selfish true love huh
JasonUMN 15
If the only time he loves you is when he's drunk, you need let him go and find someone who truly cares about you.
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Comments (121)
MermaidAnnariea 10
this made me so sad. i'm sorry, op, everyone deserves someone who REALLY loves them.
Waspinator1998 21
Him getting shitfaced drunk is not a good thing, but I love how people only pull the "drunk words are sober thoughts" card when the drunkie is spewing vile dialogue.
blackonblight 33
If that's the only time he says it, I'm with everyone who says he doesn't actually mean it. Stop enabling, and stop dating him.
Purplexus 14
Time to get a new boyfriend
kbolt89 5
Get out now while you can, believe me. I've been through it too. It may hurt now, but it will only hurt more later, and it may be the kick in the ass he needs to try and turn things around for himself.
blala2733 5
Seriously? How low can you get??? It's cool to slowly kill him... No big deal!! I think u both need help and he needs to dump Ur ass
dabomb0513 10
Now that's a keeper! -_-
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You're an enabler with low self-esteem. If you truly loved him you wouldn't help him destroy himself.
jewann123 10
oh nooo no nooo honey, you need to dip out
aceslutty 3
You are a terrible person