rubberduckie94
United States
Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML
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This is actually mine. I can not believe I finally got one published. : ). It's actually the third one we found in the house.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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MrKlutch 1
Maybe it ate your mouse?
YdoIhaveAchode 4
Hopefully it wasn't a trouser snake.
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MrKlutch 1
Maybe it ate your mouse?
hubla 0
There once was an old lady who lived in a house who try to catch a mouse,there once was an old lady who lived in a house who tried to catch a mouse when she caught the mouse it was swallowed by a snake, she died the end
Hidur 10
I especially liked the part about the old lady living in the house who tried to catch. she seemed to really hit her stride the second time I read it.
hubla 0
I thought about the Old woman who swallowed a fly or what ever the name is haha
alpaquette91 9
See what happens when smart people leave smart first comments! Everyone is happy! Unlike the few comments above me.
StanSmith_fml 9
I heard snake soup is good around this time of year.
Cad6 24
Well OP, you rattled up quite a situation there. This FML really sssstruck me as hyssssterical. If I may adder, How the HELL did a snake get in your housssse? Interesting as it is, I must slither off to another FML.
nava1210 12
36 - no.
YdoIhaveAchode 4
39- no, you.
SmoshFan6 0
Whoops, wrong animal. Time to set up snake traps!
SilverGTP99 8
Snake?... Snake??? SNAKEE!!!!!!!!!?
urdirtyolduncle 15
That's like fishing in Pokemon, expecting to catch a worthless magickarp, but a wild garedos appears!
hellbilly205 17
Well atleast you caught it instead of it roaming your house...
bertman21 5
I bet that sounded better in your head #9
kitkat789 2
Your prob right 120
hubla 0
120 148 yes because it brought back sentimental childhood memories lol
guitardude69 11
#64 Shut up otacon xD
YdoIhaveAchode 4
Hopefully it wasn't a trouser snake.
hubla 0
That would be very painful if a trouser snake was caught in a mouse trap it would be all purple and limp
Senseless_487 29
...And the award for over-explaining a joke goes to...
br0ccoli 15
2-what? No...why would you think of such things? trouser snake? *sad face*
allthatandmore 0
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danny3377 0
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Hidur 10
Hey, now there's no snake in your house. Why so FML?
4everblackjack 10
LOL I was just about to say "Where the hell do you live?" but your username says it all..
bizarre_ftw 22
I'm sorry, but of All places do you really think the USA is the most regionally uniform? >.< geeze people, if you're going to say this kind of shit make sure to turn off your intense stupidity long enough to think about it for half a second
ClassyCommando 13
Not 6's fault. The username used to say "ILiveinWildKingdom". True Story.
4everblackjack 10
Whoa, suddenly the username changes & I look like an idiot. Oh & calm down 72, not everyone's against the USA *rolls eyes*
hellaflushfa5 6
Ya they are 111...except for Canada :)
greeneyedpothead 10
Why does everybody hate the US?? Lol, I've always wondered.
4everblackjack 10
Funny thing 112, I'm from Canada.. DUN DUN DUNNNN
bizarre_ftw 22
111 - just for the record, I may live in the USA, but I'm far from simply getting pissed when people are against it, I just hate stereotypes in general Especially badly done ones, however apparently shifting names was the problem here, not your intelligence
hellaflushfa5 6
If you didn't have a private profile 136, I would have known that :)
duhhduhh 0
Yet they all wanna live here!
Raleigh4Life 0
Lol so true. I'm moving to Canada because nothing bad ever happens there.! :D
WaSiSimiLang 8
Wtf you complaining about? At least the snake ain't slithering free around your house, and there's a chance it ate a mouse which was heading for the trap as well? And look! DIY Snakeskin wallet!
22cute 17
Exactly! Catching it is a good thing. That's probably what you were hearing & thinking mice.
WaSiSimiLang 8
When life sends you snakes, make snakeskin products... After you decapitate it's head, spurt it's blood all over the yard, gouge it's eyes out and pull out its tongue, before sticking it on a spear and leaving it on your doorstep as a warning to others... Just joking... Never show such cruelty to live snakes... Don't bother them and they won't bother you. But a dead snake? Hmm...
lolasains 7
Hey it's better than nothing!
guitarbeast 22
Better than having a snake loose in your house
HeartOfLead 24
Was Samuel Jackson there to comment on it?
akallaan 7
So it was a snake trap? They need those on some planes...
LaughinStock 16
I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
al66orange 4
Lol
fuzzbuck1 4
Well now the snake can catch mice:)
EvilCupcake8361 9
Not while it's dead..
eddeeezzyy 19
31- I think 12 is just trollin'
bizarre_ftw 22
I'm not so sure.... Trolls who get responses like that usually do it better I think this Might be a case of a 12yo sleeping on English class then coming home, half reading an FML, and commenting in a regrettable manner
GUNZnRAIGN 6
the trap breaks the victim's neck,