Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, at the age of 22, if I need to pee, I have less than a minute to get to a toilet before I pee myself. It’s been like that since I was a kid and my family won’t stop making fun of me for not growing out of it. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
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key_2010 0
You need Depends.
Penaman 0
That would really suck if you are with a group of people.
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Comments (102)
Timmo_fml 2
Today I realised that everytime I read a clearly made up FML, I want to punch the person who wrote it. Hard.
Timmo_fml 2
Why was this moderated?
Penaman 0
That would really suck if you are with a group of people.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
*drip* *drop* *drip* *drop*
Timmo_fml 2
Today, I realised that everytime I hear someone sit on a whoopee cushion, I shit myself.
DudeImBetter 0
you should try and get a spot in history as the women who took the most amount of pisses throughout her life. I'll support you all the way.
lolpwnagelol 0
tick tick tick...
key_2010 0
You need Depends.
tayytayyy 0
I was gonna say that :P
lsms 0
thts suxx for u :(
emilyxorawr 3
Wear diapers!
bengermin 5
...I do!
ViolentBears 0
It could be worse, OP. :) You could crap your pants every time instead.
perez758 2
this sounds like a good thing to me.. like when you have to give a sample for testing at the doctors this is very useful.
alwa7sh 2
I hope you get one of those mini fountains as a gift :)
GuitarNukka520 5
Bladder Infection?
hadi_brown 0
daayummm...