Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yelled at my dad for watching porn. My dad responded, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I've shown you!" He's also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my young son watching porn so, not wanting to give him a warped view of sex and love, I was giving him the proper sex talk when my religious mother walked in, realised what we were talking about, and started screaming about sin and hell and diseases, and he ran off crying. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML
Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, my mom caught me watching porn, and now she has learned just how easy it is to access porn online, she's sending as many messages as she can to every porn site she can find, telling them they should shut down for the sake of Christian decency. She actually thinks they’ll listen to her. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
No, Dad just wanted to keep OP away from the subject until he grew up to be an adult, perhaps minimize Mom's encounters w/ finding OP's crusty socks (Ugh!) + maybe prevent his (wanting to) getting into Dad's collection (lol).
evilevilmonkey 4
Why assume op is male?
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RichardPencil 32
It is very immoral. That's what makes it so fun to watch! What would be the rush if I went around telling everyone how much I like MILF ****?
jbuckets_404 39
No, Dad just wanted to keep OP away from the subject until he grew up to be an adult, perhaps minimize Mom's encounters w/ finding OP's crusty socks (Ugh!) + maybe prevent his (wanting to) getting into Dad's collection (lol).
evilevilmonkey 4
Why assume op is male?
Sheila Deville 15
maybe the OP is a girl and daddy doesn't want a little **** star