Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
unknown_user5566 27
Are you a boy or a girl? That tidbit definitely affects how bad your life sucks. If your a boy, not too big of a deal. If you're a girl... well, looks like you're giving a few people a free show.
FlyingPie 17
I'd say that plan literally went down the toilet. I hope the rest of your day wasn't stalled much because of it.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (111)
mahdi8130 8
I really hope you reply what did you do next.
omart3 6
Here's what you do: go to a place that has a fire alarm, pull it so everyone gets wet, blend in among the evacuating crowd, no one will notice your toilet-soaked shirt!
perdix 31
Sounds like a *lowers sunglasses* shirty situation.
AnyaS 19
Why was the toilet seat not down?
Jenn50 19
Most public toilets hereabouts don't have a lid.
EddieJr98 8
Could have been worst,ur husband could have been with another woman
NellyFC35 19
At least it wasn't your phone
NigerianMedicine 11
If that's the worse that can happen, you need to read the things on this site more often. Gives you perspective on a bad day.
DrewFluIngle 10
No really Captian Obvious?
hihome 7
Did you have an undershirt?
ShannonBitt 29
If I put my shirt on backwards, I normally just take my arms out of the arm holes and into my shirt, turn it around, and put my arms back in their place. Prevents it from falling in the toilet.
TaffyMichele 9
Except that it wasn't just backwards. It was inside out. I don't know of any way to fix that without actually taking the shirt off.