Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
unknown_user5566 27
Are you a boy or a girl? That tidbit definitely affects how bad your life sucks. If your a boy, not too big of a deal. If you're a girl... well, looks like you're giving a few people a free show.
FlyingPie 17
I'd say that plan literally went down the toilet. I hope the rest of your day wasn't stalled much because of it.
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Comments (111)
thetguy 4
If your a chick, then I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be too awkward using the hand dryers to dry it! Have faith OP!
jket123 3
we've all been there, man. i know that feel
ICastillo 25
Man fumbles how did you manage to drop it? Do you play for the Cowboys?
buckdharma 38
just wring out the shirt and put it back on. living in Jersey who would notice...
ByronJess 17
It's cold in jersey this time of year, people would think she was crazy.
traveler_ghost 12
and then you walk out there like a boss- no shirt, no shoes
CrissyyyS2 22
Call a friend to get you another shirt?
Dixbfloppin 11
Aw man, what a way to flush your mood.
yeti37 16
impromptu wet t-shirt contest!
clueless05 12
Does this remind anyone else of that scene from Modern Family, where Mitch tries to change out of his Halloween costume in the bathroom at work?
perdix 31
Just walk over to the Xerox machine and start having a screaming fight with it. This is the day for that.