Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
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AnAngryGorrilla 0
Mini Streaker?
mattman1994 0
no toilet paper? smart girl
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Comments (78)
sheahde 0
total lie
christa953 12
were the clothes that ugly that they belonged in the toilet (jk)? and I've never heard anything like this before...hahahah
seanreddog 4
Muahahahahhaha!!!!!
tabaleah 0
meh, kids will be kids. it happens. not really a fml IMO lol
Saddrew 0
what did you make her wear? It must have been pretty bad
iluvcucumbers 0
no no no. come back here in 10 years and post a FML when your daughter becomes a stripper.
deathcab7 0
wooo. ^ hehe your daughter likes to take her clothes off already!?
poogiegirl976 0
deathcab ur pretty :)
littlemissdqgirl 8
Maybe she had an accident and was trying to hide it by flushing her clothes? Hmmm.... idk, but kids will be kids.
GoSmegma 0
Wow, such a travesty! I admire your strength... I would probably off myself if I were the one involved in that unfortunate incident. :-)
blue_eyes4602 0
i don't see why this is an fml. it definately sucks but kids are kids. they do crazy shit
themanhw 0
whoa 59 is hawwwt
tamaramyboo 0
lol wtf this is fml wtf yhu talkinq bout yo daughter life wtf no one care if yhu embaressed
lebronesque73091 12
That's pretty funny, actually.
Alinafshah2204 14
You know, dictionaries exist.
1LL337 0
sucks
Sheepish 0
Your daughter is going to be a stripper.
Sheepish 0
Did she leave school naked?
JupiterIcicle 1
naked preschoolers is such a big deal
illmatic2 16
it's a very common accident.
RachelTheLoser 0
hahaha that's funny! xD damn, that says ALOT bout yer daughter OP ;D
californiakaty 1
it's annoying that this fake fml got posted when real ones could and should be posted in it's place.
illmatic2 16
17 not really she is only a preschooler.
karina_said 0
how can you "accidently try" to do something?
itz_towelie 6
That's why OP put accidently in quotes
rohosoccer08 1
haha kids do the darndest things! lol
Pistolaro 0
Haha just hope she dosn't "accidentally" flush something expensive down the toilet.
repyourcliche 0
#10, pedobear would love it
LaidToRest48 9
22 funny pic lol
olivesaur 0
that's stupid. preschoolers are kids, kids don't know what's right and wrong ; you are just not an understanding person. it's a kid thing.
epoh_fml 0
olivesaur--my daughter is 2 1/2 and knows better.
generalcheif123 0
how can u accidentally try??
Pagliaccio 1
it was prob her response, "but it was just an accident."
poogiegirl976 0
rohosoccer--u have such a great eye color mine are brown :(
MyStarrz 0
#48 ....How can you "intentionally" ask the same dumbass question that has already been answered under the exact comment ur replying to?
AnAngryGorrilla 0
Mini Streaker?
Frank155 5
that's Parenting FAIL
lovable 0
Attention seeker.
cincin75 0
this girl looks familiar... O_o
Person1233 13
Please tell me she is in a "special," preschool...
mattman1994 0
no toilet paper? smart girl
Moesome 0
Ummm... Okay? That's not an FML... Kids do that. That's not a big deal...
xForeverLifeless 0
Oh wow...So how'd you find out? Did the teacher tell you or did you find her wandering the classroom in just her socks? X)
karlita2244 0
that sucks
sourgirl101 29
Most pre-school teachers have an extra change of clothes just in case a child does have an accident. I hope you didn't find your daughter nude.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
beat it with a tampon box..problem solved :)
killabee 0
She probably had an accident and got her clothes dirty, then she was embarrassed so she tried to get rid of them and it made it worse. :( When I was little (about preschool age) I tried to throw away my pajama pants once cause I wet the bed. In the trash though, wonder why she picked flushing?
monkeygirl92 0
She must of thought - water=clean?
robinsn 0
as someone else said, she was trying to do the laundry good girl