TaffyMichele

Miss Hanford, United States 33 years-old In a relationship

screw life 1 October 2012, 11:35 United States

Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML

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leaftheerickson 21 October 2012, 10:31 Bohemia, United States

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

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