fuckit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
fmeplease
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Time to pretend
Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
clash
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
zingle af
🌶️ Spicy
Erection for Protection
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
badplacerightnow
Frisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Celebrate good times come on!
Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML
DosSantos
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
SN MetalMilitia
🌶️ Spicy
Make believe
Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML
vcarder
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
I remember…
Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML
Top comments
alwaysalady 0
When I got married, my husband's best friend gave him a package of condoms at his bachelor party. little did we know he had carefully opened the box and stuck a tiny needle though all of them and then glued the box shut again. Nine months later....
ipod_fml 0
you should post this as FML...
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Comments (50)
bexx1996 0
i second this!
What_Willis_is_t 1
At least your hand appreciated the protection.
invicta8926 0
Get outta here and get a girlfriend!
xMRxLAMAx 0
So?
fmlizdabest 0
i third :)
mnohoe 9
I bet the one that was missing was only a test run to see if he got the right size. The things we will never know still remain a mystery. Hmmm. bum bum bum.
Phyre24 17
I am in complete agreement with the above statement (lol, very official sounding right?)
Coffeebang 17
Get out more!
9whitetrash1 5
He probably beat off in the one lol
Jamie1806 8
Doesn't matter, had sex.