fuckit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
fmeplease
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Time to pretend
Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
clash
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
zingle af
🌶️ Spicy
Erection for Protection
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
badplacerightnow
Frisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Celebrate good times come on!
Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML
DosSantos
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
SN MetalMilitia
🌶️ Spicy
Make believe
Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML
vcarder
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
I remember…
Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML
Top comments
alwaysalady 0
When I got married, my husband's best friend gave him a package of condoms at his bachelor party. little did we know he had carefully opened the box and stuck a tiny needle though all of them and then glued the box shut again. Nine months later....
ipod_fml 0
you should post this as FML...
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Comments (50)
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Hope you're planning to throw those away soon. Condoms do have expiration dates. :p
toaster468 0
do they get stale? next time I'm at 7-11 I'll check the Trojans ;)
evamusical 12
They do, but the expire in 2 or 3 years mostly...
Mauskau 36
You've used one more than I have in my entire life. Be glad :) I'm a proud virgin. Ignore everyone saying "get out more" and shit like that. Best to have it with someone you think deserves it, not the first person you see.
tobikuma 0
Exactly what I was thinking. Also a proud virgin.
richarosky 0
mauskau ur 14!! it will be f***ed up if ur r not a virgin
FMLFemale00 0
Actually there is a 13-year-old girl I know who is 4 months pregnant. Still ****** up, but some people have no idea what they are doing to themselves.
noshcherie 0
ahahahahaha! omg! this one made me laugh so hard that i proceded to choke on my saliva. FML
greengrass12 0
That is still one more than what I have used
loveyahun 0
Wow...your sex life is dull...
cornpop_fml 0
your sex life sucks for u hahahaha i am a very proud virgin. cornpop
bogdancool8 0
I bet u used that one condom to jack off into
drewbaca95 0
hahaaa, loser. (:
beren456 1
Who said he's not getting any action? He's just unprotected ;)
abasio 1
was the one used as a posh wank?