Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged. I would be happy for her, if it wasn’t for the fact that her fiancé was my boyfriend just 2 months ago. Upon hearing the news, I severed all ties with her. She ended up bitching me out and calling me selfish for being upset. FML
Today, my best friend asked me to be the best man at his wedding. I had to decline because the bride's family has deep prison gang ties and I'm a correctional officer. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, one of my best friends, someone I considered family, and whose kid I see as my nephew, picked a piece of shit dude she’s been seeing for 3 months over me. And no, I didn’t make her choose. He decided to be an ass to me and when I wasn’t OK with it, she just let him. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
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Top comments
sh4ll0truth88 8
Well clearly she's stupid
WCARlover 35
Sounds like she really is stupid then. Just dance with the hottest bridesmaid!
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Comments (104)
sh4ll0truth88 8
Well clearly she's stupid
howard007 18
I know everyone is siding with op, but what if it goes beyond op calling her stupid. Either way, op needs to move on
higgysaurus 18
#28 thats a good point, there is three sides to every story: your side, their side, and the truth.
DoomedGemini 38
Why does she have to have a reason? Why isn't she not being interested in op a good enough reason?
Etweens96 25
Over time she'll realize what she's marrying. Give it time OP, this isn't going to last
ohSNAPyall 27
That doesn't mean she'll jump into OP's arms. She's about to be married. Find someone who'll choose you over a dickish junkie.
Etweens96 25
I know but she'll eventually realize she made a mistake marrying this guy
Etweens96 25
And what matters is OP cares about her well being, I think that's respectful in a guy
FieldLeftBlank 20
Actually, the post gives no indication of that, #34.
DoomedGemini 38
We have the word of an obviously jealous sulking op on how this guy is. He sounds like a classic "nice guy" which means anyone the person they like are with are obvious complete douchebags with no good qualities.
WCARlover 35
Sounds like she really is stupid then. Just dance with the hottest bridesmaid!
jake_braves 25
Good idea #3! Haha heck yeah. But OP it's her loss.
aldoshoes 4
Then have sex with her. The bridesmaid, not your friend.
RodzillaX 30
If that was all it took, you might be better off amigo.
ohSNAPyall 27
You're still hung up on her? It is time to move on. Sounds like you want to skip this wedding.
Kartar115 22
damn I'm so sorry but I'm sure she will realise the mistake she made. OP
Ragor005 3
even if she realises it, she's not worth it. Every couple has to know how to forget eachother, of thats not the case, she wasn't meant for you or she just didn't love you and made up that excuse to leave you. No worries OP, you'll find someone better, you deserve it. (sorry for my bad english)
vreid 20
Hopefully by now he is over all of that stuff and you can all be happy for each other! ...Or use the invitation as toilet paper. Both are good options!
ThePaperDragon 31
Maybe she just wants to show that she has truly embraced the name you called her.
revolvearoundme 15
Don't forget to bring a metal detector to the wedding to check the cake for files, needles, and brass knuckles.
Tripartita 45
I'm amazed by those who seem to know what's best for the OP's friend, how long her marriage will last, and how intelligent she is from less than 300 characters. As long has he isn't a dick to /her/, and she loves him, why won't it work out? People battle addiction all the time, and assault can be morally justified. As for him being a dick, is the OP really a reliable evaluator of his love's choice in men? Unrequited love sucks no matter what. Her fiancé doesn't sound great, but it doesn't sound like he belittles her intelligence either.
Cebolamole 13
I totally agree with you. To me it sounded like OP was a little conceited and had a little "Nice guy syndrome". He called her stupid, "accidentally" - whatever that means - and actually called the guy her crush is in love with a "general dick". That says a lot more to me than being in prison or an addict...
Setareh23 34
Agreed. I won't vouch for the fiancé: Drug addict, prison, and "general dick" doesn't sound all that good. BUT it's being said by the guy who was rejected, so you never know what's being left out. Anyways, I highly doubt she rejected him simply because he "accidentally" called her stupid. There were probably many other issues: lack of attraction, him belittling her and her choices, and maybe the fiance is a dick but OP is no gentleman prince either, etc... If he's blaming her current marriage on himself calling her stupid three years ago, chances are he's got other flaws he is just being blind to. In any case, hopefully OP is just being a little bitter and his friend's marriage will be just fine. And once he gets over her, he may one day find his own love :)