Today, like most weekends, I got swindled into being the designated driver for our group. Too bad this weekend was my birthday. FML
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Lol! OP here, can't believe this got posted. I've always been the mother hen of my friends, and I really don't mind taking care of them. I'm not a big drinker anyways. But, all my friends had fun and my bf who hasn't been drunk in FOREVER had a great time, so that made it all worth it. Watching drunk people is pretty fun sometimes. :)
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Tripartita 45
"Swindled"? I can only imagined what happened. OP's friend: "Adesignateddriversayswhat?" OP: "What? ****—not again! Come on, guys, it's my birthday!"
kangx1 28
That's ****** up it's YOUR birthday. I hope you fought it at least. Should have partied the way you wanted and got an Uber or something. **** those people who wanted you to be DD
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Cali 57
Why do you think OP didn't fight for his right to party?
TabooSushi 24
The way it was phrased. Sounds like this occurs quite often and, like every other time apparently, he just laid down and took it instead of taking a stand for once.
mattyiscool123 26
He didn't feel the beastie boys vibe
Cali 57
Matty gets it. Matty is cool.
BrailynRaylynn 22
I would just refuse to go. Go party on your own, then call a cab when you are ready to go home.
kangx1 28
That's ****** up it's YOUR birthday. I hope you fought it at least. Should have partied the way you wanted and got an Uber or something. **** those people who wanted you to be DD
Tripartita 45
"Swindled"? I can only imagined what happened. OP's friend: "Adesignateddriversayswhat?" OP: "What? ****—not again! Come on, guys, it's my birthday!"
crispyjello69 19
**** that
sweet_ivory 0
You need better friends
RichardPencil 32
Isn't the reward of having friends and getting them home safely a good enough gift? You just can't satisfy some people!
rustybucket 24
You need to either learn how to say no or get better friends
ALonelyStranger 12
Hey just be glad you have friends to hang out with
Lalala579121 28
It's much more fun to laugh at drunk idiots than to join them anyways.