RyanM
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Keep fit!
Today, my girlfriend and I were on the phone. She heard I was out of breath and asked me, "Are you okay?" I didn't have the heart to tell her that she'd caught me masturbating, and I'm so out of shape it sounded like I'd ran a marathon. FML
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Out of shape
Today, I’m now so unfit, I had to stop halfway through sex with my wife to catch my breath, and in the end we just gave up, as clearly neither of us was having an orgasm today. I don’t get it, I weigh exactly 11 stone and exercise regularly, but I have no stamina and shit lungs. I hate myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wanking to death
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Getting on
Today, I realized that I’m old, and that it’s been too long since I had sex or even masturbated. How did I notice? Because I tried to, and I found out I couldn’t comfortably spread my legs that far anymore. FML
Out of Shape
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Egypt
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
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DJR_fml 2
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Raddaya 3
Sir, this is the funniest FML I have ever seen. Thank you for making my day. As a reward, I bless you that you will succesfully **********.
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Comments (219)
waswashere 0
lol take your time then???
QueenOfBoredom 0
now wheres the fun in that?
mcintosh123 15
How would you know? you don't even have one
raiderbabe 0
I lmao when I read your comment. I agree:)
maskedman 9
That's nothing. My dick is so small that when I **********, I cum on my balls.
Person1233 13
You should collect disabity from the government for that.
sukhi16 1
lol
voirontship 0
lmfao
seximexi911 10
oh wow
christian50 0
Stop jerking off till your dick bleeds, and get on a tread-mill fat ass.
valri3 0
I've got nothing to say....
ben1122a 0
oops. in soviet russia, grammar nazi gets shot. so dont try to correct me or i keeeel you!
bigphill1333 0
fail.
valri3 0
I've got nothing to say....
jayAZ 3
still
Blackmail111 9
then don't post it twice
ben1122a 0
oops. in soviet russia, grammar nazi gets shot. so dont try to correct me or i keeeel you!
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
*clicks virtual dislike button + thumb down*
SLP9008 0
love :)
trooper250 0
tmi buddy
The_Commentor_ 6
YDI for not exercising.