RyanM
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Keep fit!
Today, my girlfriend and I were on the phone. She heard I was out of breath and asked me, "Are you okay?" I didn't have the heart to tell her that she'd caught me masturbating, and I'm so out of shape it sounded like I'd ran a marathon. FML
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Out of shape
Today, I’m now so unfit, I had to stop halfway through sex with my wife to catch my breath, and in the end we just gave up, as clearly neither of us was having an orgasm today. I don’t get it, I weigh exactly 11 stone and exercise regularly, but I have no stamina and shit lungs. I hate myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wanking to death
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Getting on
Today, I realized that I’m old, and that it’s been too long since I had sex or even masturbated. How did I notice? Because I tried to, and I found out I couldn’t comfortably spread my legs that far anymore. FML
Out of Shape
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Egypt
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
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DJR_fml 2
did you know 5 out of 5 guys. **********.. :O
Raddaya 3
Sir, this is the funniest FML I have ever seen. Thank you for making my day. As a reward, I bless you that you will succesfully **********.
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Comments (219)
mrssheldoncooper 0
How did you find your penis?
evilcartman 0
stick to world of warcraft fatman
kickass1142 7
hahahahaha! ydi for being fat and not realizing it! but this has got to be one of the funniest fmls I've read
haleymay177 0
do you not realize being out of shape does not mean you're fat. gosh. I'm skinny as a twig and way outta shape.
laneylovesu2 3
Masturbation counts as exercise, right? ...keep up the good work! xD
voirontship 0
+1
dnljcbsn 0
u ******* pathetic looser
MacItUp 8
Ya be more like that guy ^ with his sweet profile pic? Question mark intended
blahblahblah5_x 13
LOL at your life.
QueenOfBoredom 0
says the person with justin bieber as their profile picture
guppy40000 0
skinny people can be out of shape too, just like skinny people can have heart attacks as well. Plenty of different ways of measuring whether a person is in shape or not and being fat or skinny doesnt matter. What a weight obsessed cutlure we live in.
jwells4 0
if you're fat than yea you are out of shape. if you're out of shape you may not be fat.
marcranger 29
ydi, fattie. no wonder you need to **********.
TheNewGuy03 29
why are you spanking your monkey with the speed of a woodpecker? |the kid|