RyanM
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Keep fit!
Today, my girlfriend and I were on the phone. She heard I was out of breath and asked me, "Are you okay?" I didn't have the heart to tell her that she'd caught me masturbating, and I'm so out of shape it sounded like I'd ran a marathon. FML
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Out of shape
Today, I’m now so unfit, I had to stop halfway through sex with my wife to catch my breath, and in the end we just gave up, as clearly neither of us was having an orgasm today. I don’t get it, I weigh exactly 11 stone and exercise regularly, but I have no stamina and shit lungs. I hate myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wanking to death
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Getting on
Today, I realized that I’m old, and that it’s been too long since I had sex or even masturbated. How did I notice? Because I tried to, and I found out I couldn’t comfortably spread my legs that far anymore. FML
Out of Shape
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Egypt
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
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DJR_fml 2
did you know 5 out of 5 guys. **********.. :O
Raddaya 3
Sir, this is the funniest FML I have ever seen. Thank you for making my day. As a reward, I bless you that you will succesfully **********.
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xGraycloud 4
loser.
meowmeowwkitty 0
prob why your masturbating... hmmm... **********.. more?!
lexi365 20
OP, this is surpassing fail!
mrjmaster1234 0
wtf how does that work
j_cat187 20
haha u suck
inspecthergadget 0
Hahahaha Hahaha.......... ha
IamJustaRapper 0
haha this is too funny. i bet sprinting back and forth from that buffet dont tire u.
MacItUp 8
With grammatical skills like that I hope you never have children.
Jimboom 12
Too pooped to pound the pork? Too tired to tug? Too burned out to beat the meat? Too fatigued to fap? To spent to spank the monkey?
tomutz 0
Perhaps this will be your motivation to stop being such a fatty. Just in case looking in the mirror and seeing a disgusting fat face and belly wasn't enough, or that you can't look down and see your feet or penis. Or the looks of disgust as you pass people by. Maybe now you've found the only motivation to not be a disgusting pig.
Monkeybutt1 0
Ytdi becuz you sh