Today, my husband said he was going to get errands. According to his job’s Instagram page which I follow, he was actually at his work Christmas formal. He never invited me. That’s not all. I also found his wedding band in the bathroom sink. Very close to the drain. FML
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Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I come home from work to my bedroom to find all my husband’s stuff gone. There was a note in the dresser, with his wedding band, that read, “I hope you can take a hint. Sorry.” Not only was I dumped, and I can’t locate him anywhere, but I now have to cover his part of the mortgage which I can’t afford. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML
Today, I found out about my husband’s work Holiday party last night. I wasn’t invited because he told me they didn’t allow plus ones. That would be more believable if my friend who works at his same company hadn’t brought his wife there. FML
Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, my husband ran in to get something, shouted that he “had to go, I’ll call you later, bye” then ran out. At no point did he notice the wrapped present, his favourite meal and beer, and me naked on the living room carpet waiting to celebrate his birthday. I still don’t know where he is. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
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Sonotsuave 37
I wouldn’t jump to conclusions just yet, but it does sound bad, like perhaps he’s hooking up with a coworker or something equivalent. Lying to his wife is unacceptable, and leaving his wedding band seemingly on purpose is the other nail in the coffin. I’d prepare for a confrontation and possible divorce
RichardPencil 32
Getting your dick wet is an errand, so to speak. His wedding band circling the drain is a metaphor that tells all. Snap a photo of that and send it to your divorce lawyer.
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RichardPencil 32
Getting your dick wet is an errand, so to speak. His wedding band circling the drain is a metaphor that tells all. Snap a photo of that and send it to your divorce lawyer.
Sonotsuave 37
I wouldn’t jump to conclusions just yet, but it does sound bad, like perhaps he’s hooking up with a coworker or something equivalent. Lying to his wife is unacceptable, and leaving his wedding band seemingly on purpose is the other nail in the coffin. I’d prepare for a confrontation and possible divorce