Today, my boyfriend blocked me from every form of contact. He told my friend that we broke up, but never told me. I still have his clothes in my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, a day or two after a really close friend of mine offered for me to move in with him, he has me blocked on everything, because he cheated on his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML
Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to a bar. After several Cosmopolitans, I decided to finally call my ex and tell him everything about how I feel, and how I really miss him. In the end, he said that it’s all so sweet and he will call my later. He hasn't called me since then. Instead, I was blocked. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
If he has broken up with you, you have two options: Be nice, and return his clothes, or be spiteful, and set fire to them. Don't rush your decision, though. Bonfires are cool.
Douglas E. Berry 5
Goodwill is always taking donations. Give him 48 hours to get all his stuff out of your place.
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Comments (29)
interesting33 37
I would try and talk to him beforw jumping to any conclusions. Do you know if the friend is telling the truth?
julfunky 29
I think being blocked from every source kind of backs up that info.
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Bruh
BurnInDemonFire 39
If he has broken up with you, you have two options: Be nice, and return his clothes, or be spiteful, and set fire to them. Don't rush your decision, though. Bonfires are cool.
nemcali 34
Bonfire!!!!
Gradask 10
Be the bigger person, box up his clothes and things and deliver to his home and walk away, it very immature to act as he did but no need for you fall to his level. Stand proud and know you will well be the better person in this. Also burning some one else property is illegal.
mekiswrite 21
Only if it's within 30 days. After 30 days the property is deemed as "abandoned" and she can do whatever she wants to it.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Or she could drop it off at Goodwill and then he can buy it back.
Charlie Given 28
Box up his stuff take a huge shit on it close box and return 😈
Douglas E. Berry 5
Goodwill is always taking donations. Give him 48 hours to get all his stuff out of your place.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
burn or sell them
protoskore 27
those aren't his clothes, they're kindling
chosha_fml 27
Donate the clothes. It’s not like you can contact him to ask whether he wants them back. Also, he’s a shitty person who ghosted you because he’s a coward.
skippydoda 32
I think boxing up his things is the best. Then donate them
RichardPencil 32
Toss them in the trash! If you donate them, your ex-bf might see the person who’d bought it and try to take them back.