Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
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Imahussla 0
WTF are you borrowing yo momma underwear
ktl_fml 0
the same make & model, or the exact same vibe? cuz there is a HUGE difference.
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Comments (93)
Morganic 0
That's what you get for running out of undies, I have no idea what u would have found if you ran out of pants...
holynemesis1208 3
great minds think alike...right?
twitteraddict 0
the same make & model, or the exact same vibrator? there is a hell of a difference.
Shia_fml 0
How can you run out of underwear? Don't you wash your under wear after you have used it... leaving under ware to lay filthy (which is what you did because you ran out) is so unhygeniec... and yaastis yir ne... how can you use you mums underwear... do you think that is lekker cause it's not... yuck... you should by new underwear and wash them on time... and a new *****...
UGADAWG34 0
u def deserve that, what sick **** borrows her mom's underwear??? Plus she didn't have the same vibrator... it was the same one, she "borrowed" from you. You are some sick bitches...
weirdedout 0
What. Moms are women too. The had you cause they like sex so much in the first place. Why are people so disgusted by their parents having sex.
weirdedout 0
Oh and #45 you're an ass. You're like the kind of guy I hate to see girls in relationships with and wonder why they're with such a lame asshole. I hate being around couple's with a boyfriend like you and hear all the stupid comments and excrement leaving your stupid mouth. Maybe you don't have a gf. I'm sure you'd be just as disgusting on your own though.
xXCherrryBombXx 6
what did 45 say.. it was moderated
muchlovezoe 0
like mother like daughter. the ol' apple don't fall far from the tree, eh?
youareindeepshit 0
wait... EXACT same vibrator, or same prototype?
leadninja 0
at least it wasnt your dad's drawer...