Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
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Top comments
Imahussla 0
WTF are you borrowing yo momma underwear
ktl_fml 0
the same make & model, or the exact same vibe? cuz there is a HUGE difference.
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Comments (93)
broncos98 0
hahaha lol yummy!! jks :P
syddyb 0
that's what I was thinking! ick O.o
slushpup9696 12
yea that's nasty
chevyguy85 0
like mother like daughter
BoCo_fml 9
Who would wear someone else's underwear?? That's just nasty.
GirlyTomBoy 0
u borrow ur moms undies??? ewwwwwwwwwwww that's disgusting!! and is the vibrator the EXACT one u use (if it is I don't get how u didn't know) or is it just the same MODEL of vibrator
xNephilim 19
Y'all need to get over yourself. ALL OF YOU (unless you're adopted or a medical miracle) have come out of your mom's vaginas. (Btw, by mom I mean the person who raises you, not necessarily the biological mother) You've been there, done that. And I don't know where y'all live, but here in Georgia we have this amazing thing called "washing mashine". You know, that thing that cleans your laundry... Gets rid of stains, germs, dirt, whatever? I've borrowed my mother's underwear on occasion and guess what... Nothing bad happened. Sure, you shouldn't do it on a regular basis because then it's just gross, but in an emergency? Get over yourself.
HeXr 22
I don't know what a washing "mashine" is, but here in the north we have something called a washing "machine". And neither appliance can eradicate the thought of remnants of your mom's genitals touching yours.
klilianac 0
WTF?! you borrow Yr moms underwear hahaha
mayo21 0
why would you borrow your mothers underwear!? go do laundry or get a boyfriend!
sophiagrace26 0
why would you want to wear your mom's underwear? just reuse a pair!