Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been in love with for almost a year, who told me he “wasn’t in the right headspace” for a relationship is actually dating some girl. Every time I try to get close to a guy, they make up excuses. I’m starting to lose faith in love and think I’ll never be good enough for anyone. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, after my long distance "boyfriend" told me he loved me more than the world, he asked for advice on how to talk to girls. He already has a girl from class in mind. What's worse is that I actually haven't broken up with him yet because I know about his home life. I can't help but feel like I wasted my time. FML
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Top comments
shellzy 20
You're a shallow idiot. How can you be in love with someone you know nothing about?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Just because he bores you doesn't mean you have to call him a ********. Sheesh.
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Comments (178)
cptmorgan15 2
So in just a couple of minutes of talking to someone, you can go from loving them to thinking they're a ********? Hmmm.. Sounds like you're an idiot.
steelerzwoot 0
Haha agreed
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Ydi you can't be in love with someone you barely know
SuckerForTechies 0
Sounds like you need a sluuurrrrppeeeeeeee
TheMystery_fml 6
agreed
ChantelRenaeee 0
IDDDIIIOOOOTTTTT. get to know your 'lovers' better from now on, yeah?
dirtyblond 4
NO.
ChantelRenaeee 0
you remind me of this ********, maddison. she ALWAYS says "no". -.-
ifiFaLL 1
39 your comments are always ******* retarded. stfu you little kid bitch
anorexicbarbie 8
69 Pull the stick out of your ass.
ChantelRenaeee 0
69, how are they always retarded? please explain?
dirtyblond 4
39. So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
ChantelRenaeee 0
eh, its kinda impossible to get little miss bitchy **** outta my head. she would do absolutely Anything to annoy me- most of the time, it didnt work. but she bullied me heaps. im not saying your a bitch, its just that you always say no.
dirtyblond 4
Sorry about that mate, & I'm only saying no to you. Not to everything. kthnxbai(:
ChantelRenaeee 0
yeah but what i meant was to everything I said, she said no.
klong91 7
Obviously you only had a crush on him. Your too much of a dumbass to know what love is.
NorwegianKid 4
BEEN THERE!!
jennifer93 0
then you weren't really in love with him...
kyanisaurus 0
slumdog millionaire?
Slimma 20
So let's see here. You were in love with this guy for months. You spend a little time with him and because he's "boring" he is a ********? What kind of obscure reasoning is that? Who was it that decided you are the one that determines who all is deemed boring? Just because he is boring to you doesn't mean that he could be the most interesting person to someone else. And not only that... to call someone else a ******** for that? Makes you wonder what he is thinking about you? There is something wrong with you OP and you need to check yourself out in the mirror and figure that out before you start passing judgment on people like that.
agblud 2
damn you are one shallow ho and you deserve whatever dousche bag comes your way
nerdsgetmehot 23
So she's shallow because she prefers men who are interesting? Hmmm.
nerdsgetmehot 23
It does make her seem pretty awful for thinking he's a ********, though. If she had left that part out, I wouldn't think she was shallow. Being "boring" doesn't make him a bad person (for all we know, he could be a very good person), but I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing for her to be attracted to "more interesting" people. And it sounds like OP decided that she "loved" him before she'd really talked to him, so nevermind...OP does sound pretty shallow.
cptmorgan15 2
No she's shallow because she's a stupid ******* cocklicking **** that loves boys she doesn't know and when she finally meets them she gets bored of what they're saying after only a couple minutes without even getting to know them or at least giving them a rim job.......
agblud 2
really? for that short of a time period?
LovePink248 0
you can't be "completely in love" with someone for a few months let alone only for their looks...