Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been in love with for almost a year, who told me he “wasn’t in the right headspace” for a relationship is actually dating some girl. Every time I try to get close to a guy, they make up excuses. I’m starting to lose faith in love and think I’ll never be good enough for anyone. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, after my long distance "boyfriend" told me he loved me more than the world, he asked for advice on how to talk to girls. He already has a girl from class in mind. What's worse is that I actually haven't broken up with him yet because I know about his home life. I can't help but feel like I wasted my time. FML
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Top comments
shellzy 20
You're a shallow idiot. How can you be in love with someone you know nothing about?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Just because he bores you doesn't mean you have to call him a ********. Sheesh.
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Comments (178)
WithaKay 4
How did this even get through?
jaylynn11 0
Realized* learn to spell before you bash on someone dumbass
DRiya 2
"Realised" is the original British spelling, "realized" is the American spelling. The poster is from India, where most of the educational system is still under the British influence.
mwjessica 0
Some countries spell certain English words with an "s" instead of a "z". So, take your own advice.
akallaan 7
This really made it as an FML? Seriously?
Zombie65 0
hey OP looks like most everyone thinks your the problem I agree with them In love with someone you never even talked to before.....that's lust not love learn the difference get over it and don't be such a ass
ifiFaLL 1
LUL WUT!!! i literally almost fell out of my chair when I read this hahahahahahaha!!!
awesomeloser14 0
you were laughing because how stupid this hoe was?? yes i agree ^.^
ifiFaLL 1
and the way she worded it. lol it's hilarious
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Hey it's not his fault he shares different interests. Just find someone else.
the916azn 0
You're shallow. YDI
underpaid011 0
f his life for only being able to attract people like you.
TeflonNinja 0
Shuriken!
futtbuck101 1
I wasted 5 seconds on you ********