Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been in love with for almost a year, who told me he “wasn’t in the right headspace” for a relationship is actually dating some girl. Every time I try to get close to a guy, they make up excuses. I’m starting to lose faith in love and think I’ll never be good enough for anyone. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, after my long distance "boyfriend" told me he loved me more than the world, he asked for advice on how to talk to girls. He already has a girl from class in mind. What's worse is that I actually haven't broken up with him yet because I know about his home life. I can't help but feel like I wasted my time. FML
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shellzy 20
You're a shallow idiot. How can you be in love with someone you know nothing about?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Just because he bores you doesn't mean you have to call him a ********. Sheesh.
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Comments (178)
lmaoatall 6
I feel for him for waisting his time with a shallow ******** as yourself! ass
duckiecrazy 0
Your an asshole. ever think that maybe he was nervous and didn't know what to say. doesn't make him a ********
chingthecreator 4
You're *
Driftz 3
That's like loving a person, but really he's a child molester. YDI.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Honey boo boo?
skitzofreniks 5
He sure dodged a bullet.
mmmskittles 3
and an indian wedding
twatsticka 0
lmao well women are indecisive??
JayBear14 11
your picture is of blackout in a can... fantastic :)
FleshForFantasy 3
Ugh! People use the word love so loosely. Just admit that you were obsessed with instead of sugercoating it with the word love. Why is this an FML? If this is the only thing you have to complain about then consider yourself lucky and stfu!
Awahso 25
Stupid Bitch.
IndianRapper 0
heyyy i didnt know people used FML in India :D thats great
IndianRapper 0
*India
iluvhobos 5
why?? India's filled with tiny crowded streets with a bunch of smelly cars, animals, and people.
stfuexe 0
which part of India have you visited?
joooeee 3
Their lives are all ******!
Asura09 0
lol, 107's probably just some moron redneck who thinks the world revolves around america, and hence knows nothing about other places
chottu 16
I was sort of surprised too o_O Dear OP, You are such a bitch. Kindly refrain from calling people names for no reason other than finding them 'boring'. It's your fault you're feeling this way, why would you obsess over a guy who you barely knew? If you didn't realise he was 'boring' before you have obviously not even had a conversation with him prior to the one in wihch you found him not to your liking. What gave you the right to judge him? Just because you built up some fantasy about 'loving' him does not give you the right to call anyone a ********. I hope one day someone calls YOU a ******** for being boring. xoxo C
zack7521 3
Lol, my parents are Indian, though I was born and raised in America. When I visited there, it was a total shithole like you said. I'm currently in India and it sucks :/
chottu 16
Zack, you have my sympathy. I'm Australian born Indian, when I go to India it's horrible. If we stay with relatives there's no privacy and the food over there (if you don't go to a decent restaurant/have a good cook at home) is so filled with oils and fats that it literally makes me sick. And there's dirt and dust everywhere, no matter how much cleaning is done around the place. Ick. Much Sympathy xoxo C
IndianRapper 0
215 I dont know what part of India you're in right now but not all of it is a "shithole"... their wealth is just unevenly distributed so some parts of India are a lot richer than America. just FYI
grizzvolleyball9 4
107, you're a dumbass.
Damn_you_shyness 0
LOL, he's a shit head because he's boring? Maybe he had strong feelings for you as well and didn't know how to talk to you. There are so many other explanations but long story short, op, your just a ****.
Asura09 0
India's way better since it has a more laid back lifestyle and doesn't require making a trek to visit someone...
PrickHead 0
boo hoo
thebestof1984 0
Ummm, yeah. I'm assuming you're a lil 15 year old if 4 months is love.......
ProhibitionRose 14
yeah probably
lets_be_ian 5
I would agree with you on the basis that four months of someone your are not actually with and obviously do not know very well is a bit short to fall in love except for two reasons 1) I have fallen in love within four months (to someone I was seriously with) 2) the is a big difference between for and four
pandabearsmiles 0
but she did say "wasted 4 months on"