Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been in love with for almost a year, who told me he “wasn’t in the right headspace” for a relationship is actually dating some girl. Every time I try to get close to a guy, they make up excuses. I’m starting to lose faith in love and think I’ll never be good enough for anyone. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, after my long distance "boyfriend" told me he loved me more than the world, he asked for advice on how to talk to girls. He already has a girl from class in mind. What's worse is that I actually haven't broken up with him yet because I know about his home life. I can't help but feel like I wasted my time. FML
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Top comments
shellzy 20
You're a shallow idiot. How can you be in love with someone you know nothing about?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Just because he bores you doesn't mean you have to call him a ********. Sheesh.
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Comments (178)
619warrior281 5
This fml is pointless and idiotic.
Igor_g5 0
You sure are a waste of life, bitch.
LiznessMonster 9
Well, it's not like he *asked* you to spend 4 months obsessing over him, now did he? You ********.
Reaper4131 0
that's really sad
0opsie 6
How can you tell he's boring after a couple of minutes? He probably didn't want to open up to you because you were giving off a stalker vibe. Or he just wasn't interested in you, period. This is probably how the conversation went: OP: Oh hey! Guy: Uh, hi. Do I know you? OP: No, but I know youuuu *wink* [OP obsessively forces awkward conversation] Guy: Umm. Okay listen, it was nice talking to you but my girlfriend's waiting for me inside. OP: Wow, I didn't want to talk to you anyway you boring shit head. I don't know why I was in love with you for 4 ******* months! Thanks for helping me realize I can do so much better than you. Consider this the end of our relationship! Guy: ...
brainsoverbeauty 21
LMAO!
trappedinthevoid 0
good for him, you seem like a bitch
drawfromthewell 6
1) It's pretty lame to 'obsess' over someone you obviously don't know. 2) I highly doubt you 'loved' him, since it only took him opening his mouth to decide you were over him. 3) You're pretty much a '********' for labeling him as one just because he didn't entertain you. 4) It's not an FML because you can move on now.
proxxX069069 7
I was in love with a douchebag for months and I just got over how into himself he actually is. I ran away!!
MyHandIsADolphin 0
Ydi for not talking to him once. Smh
themariee 0
If that's your qorse problem, I want your life.