Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
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manoverboard 0
So? What'd you expect?
sillylung 0
Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?
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Comments (193)
ell1609 0
op ignore! you are not a **** and surely if he cant remember you and you can remember him that makes him the **** for sleeping around so much that he cant remember the girls hes ******! in my opinion it is perfectly fine for a girl to sleep with a guy after a couple of dates and these idiots shouldnt make you feel bad about it!
123sploosh 0
OMG I AGREE. i said that, and everyone is being so mean to me and calling me a **** because of it. thank you for saying something legit.
boatkicker 5
Sploosh dear, it was the WAY that you said it, not the fact that you said it.
iFruit 0
Yawn. NEXT!
kisseshugsdrugs 5
wow a guy was a total asshole? never wouldve guessed.
darkshadow_fml 0
YDI for being a *****, you went out with him a few times and slept with him a couple? Clearly he goes from girl to girl and didnt give a ****
SoniaLovesYou 0
Wait, okay, let me get this straight...the guy in question couldn't even remember the OP's name after he'd slept with her........and SHE'S the ****??? FYL, OP. I'm so sorry. Hope you hit him where it hurt.
123sploosh 0
amen
linf 0
At least he didn't say, "Hey ugly, can you please get off of me?
Cupcake10 0
why the hell are almost all of the FMLs from like, Canada or Missouri or some shit? and YDI for not being memorable.
boatkicker 5
Canada or Missouri? Those two places arent even remotely similar
Cupcake10 0
I never said they were similar. I'm just stating the fact that if you look at where over 95% of the FML posts are from, it's either Canada or maybe the UK or Missouri or Wisconsin or something. I don't see alot of variety in the location of the posts on here.
kewlcat 0
Canada is a big country. Bigger than the US, so there might be a lot stories coming from there.
Dickninja 0
Maybe he had a twin and that who you saw but the real chris just got ran over by a bus and died and his twin brother didnt know he was sleeping with you so he didnt bother telling you. Or maybe he smoked weed everytime he went out with you and got drunk and thats why he doesnt remember. I still think the former though.
katmstein 18
I was thinking the same thing lol
Dickninja 0
I totally agree
Dickninja 0
To # 63. Thats what i meant to put.
Me27 0
YDI for sex out of marriage.
xloadedxx 0
are you ******* kidding me? for sex out of marriage. Please post this "Today, I do not believe in pre-marital sex. FML" and then go get a ******* life.