Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
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Top comments
fanceh 10
that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.
iAmScrubs 19
You forgot to mention the part where you whispered in her ear, "oh yeah baby, work that parking meter."
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Comments (109)
whoisthisgirl 4
someone was paranoid :o
XxDevilxXGt 26
Silly OP, you forgot to take off your trenchcoat and ski mask!
Andrew1122 0
you deserve it for looking like a creeper!
goshpeople 4
Sadly, I know at least a couple of girls who get scared when any male approaches them for no apparent reason in public. Why, you ask? They're paranoid about rapists. That said, it'd be a lot funnier if the OP was female instead of male like most people are assuming.
baddud300 6
I would take that as a compliment :D You've been hitting the gym huh?
gamercanadian 11
r u black??? lol jk
DrugsAreBadMmkay 0
Either he looked like a criminal, or she was crazy.
whyXD 13
You must be pretty scary.
Astroshark 0
first
Jakub89 0
Or he could just be a black guy?
urdirtyolduncle 15
Atleast she didn't use pepper spray like the crazy old grandmas in other FMLs.
itchy_arse 0
r0fel d OP got owndedded
fanceh 10
that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.
Babalu722 3
you have made my day.
Lauren10102 3
Sometimes when I travel, I like to stay at fancy hotels and go to fancy restaurants where the valets open my door for me, so I decided that the next time they open my door I will scream, slam the door and drive away!
capothegee 0
she was white and what are u a minority. lol
TaylorTheBoss 4
you must be pretty ugly
jeob1992 8
You play it up at this point, run after her.
chocomilk82 0
haha good one
HannahForbesxo 13
That's when you realise that it's time to take a good look at yourself and change what makes you look so damn scary. Either that or use it to your advantage to scare people.
kraine0712 2
^^This comment should still have zero thumbs up or down I clicked on it by accident. Sorry for wasting everyones time. hahaha
daBeast155 0
the just have one of those faces haha
kraine0712 2
Ok I know I made a mistake but this girls comment is dumb. Anyone who put a thumbs up to this is stupid. On top of that she can't even spell realize.
Primus_fml 0
Holy shit, you are dumb.
BuhZinga 2
If you had noticed she's from Scotland, kraine, then maybe you would have "realised" that Brits spell some words differently than Americans.
xoxboi3859 0
obviosly she's english and they spell things differently there like favorite is spelled favourite so technically she can spell realize ( realise ) right .
xoxboi3859 0
I meant Scottish sorry .
CutiePie_101 7
People are too paranoid these days. FYL.
jglenn88 0
your not that cute.
CsDy1395 6
holy shit 75... I just finished laughing my ass off.
chaoticnh 0
good shit 75
nwill98 3
you must be really ugly
skullman870 1
I would do that to if I had a random person come up right behind me lol
stevie1359 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA