Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
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manoverboard 0
So? What'd you expect?
sillylung 0
Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?
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Comments (193)
Diannaa 0
So doesn't that make the guy a manwhore? He did the exact same thing...
Diannaa 0
Btw I'm new to FML, what does OP stand for? Object person??? Lol
moon21_fml 0
lol OP is Original Poster. welcome aboard :]
RachelUriah 0
Totally deserved it.
jatori_loves 0
ydi for sleeping around. if he cared (or u were a good ****), he would of remembered. . .
amyxnj 0
FYL, you don't deserve that. I have actually had that happen to me on one occasion. The guy was a complete and total douchebag and it took almost 20 minutes of explaining for him to finally remember. It's not your fault, he's the one who's obviously been sleeping around to even address you like that or not remember you.
claiiire_fml 17
YDI for sleeping around.
VampObsessed 16
Seriously everyone..grow up. She can sleep with whoever she wants. Especially if theyve dated a couple times. It sucks he didnt remember her but its his fault not hers. And obviously the sex was ok or he wouldnt have done it more than once. I know some people are going to say hes a guy and sex is sex but if its that bad he wouldnt bother.
AdventurousM 0
A few dates and slept with a few times? Someone tramps around, you should have expected his reaction, not got butt hurt and post an fml about it.. And you hugged him? Lmao did you not realize that you two stopped taking to each other cus you were his booty call?!
ghettoswag313 6
playa!
Deltasly 0
kick him in the dick! just ram your foot right into his dock!