Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, I realised that the first guy I've dated in five years has ghosted me. It took a lot for me to agree to go on a couple of dates with him, and I thought they went really well. Apparently not, seeing as it's been over two weeks since he last texted. Self confidence = shattered. FML
Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, a guy I was seeing’s father passed away. He’d told me he “needed time to grieve” and he’d reach out when he’s ready to talk again. This was a month ago and haven’t heard from him. I just saw my Instagram feed containing a picture of him and his new girlfriend kissing. FML
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, after dating a guy for weeks, it seemed that we had a lot in common; we also had great time and it started to get serious. Then out of the blue he went cold, told me that he's gonna have an operation, has 5% chance of dying so he doesn't want serious relationship, then ghosted me. He's still alive. FML
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Top comments
FPsLife 5
Well, she doesn't call him a boyfriend, maybe he didn't think of her as a girlfriend.
lesb_lv 0
If he felt her as his gf, he would tell right after his mom had died, not 2 weeks later.
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marty1fc 0
you're a bitch
King_of_Kings 3
i agree with #1
lesb_lv 0
If he felt her as his gf, he would tell right after his mom had died, not 2 weeks later.
bbfyso 10
So because they had a few dates he needs to share the hardest time with her...pufff I dont think so
Sansa_fml 38
he could at least warned her why he doesn't have time to talk to her.
FPsLife 5
Well, she doesn't call him a boyfriend, maybe he didn't think of her as a girlfriend.
Jimboom 12
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Man deserves a ******* at least for the way you treated him. Apologise and then get on your knees like a good girl.. help him overcome his grief.
vickiejiang1990 0
because of guys like u, this world is a horrible place and this is probably y u can't get laid an hence so horny and getting a bj is the first thing came to mind. dumbass
Imapean19 4
If that happened to me, I'd definitely give that guy a bj.
MiLM 37
1) Nothing can be "solve" or even should involve a bj. Not "even" an apology. 2) "like a good girl"? Seriously? That's your definition of a good girl? God, your mind is a little twisted. 3) That's not how you overcome your grief. Not at all.
King_of_Kings 3
#6 is right.
EmilyCecile 0
ya know, some guys (like you) are such pigs!
yuyo_fml 0
i agree with #6
takemeaway_fml 0
He was lying.
scott_m319 0
That's a pretty bold accusation. Care to back it up?
pinkalicious224 7
Who lies about something like that?? Gosh your an idiot.
spazz666 18
Who lies about something like that? A lot of people. Also, care to back up the fact that he's not lying? You know nothing about the situation. Stop trying to defend someone who could very well be lying.
amelinat 0
Why didn't you call him in the last 2 weeks? Hopefully hes patient enough to ignore your faux pas.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
you spelled faux pas correctly! marry me?!
AninOnin 24
But forgot the apostrophe in "he's".
woody_fml 0
He doesn't call you for 2 weeks and you get all stuck up about it, you didn't call him. What kind of attention greedy hoard are you? You deserved it.