Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
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manoverboard 0
So? What'd you expect?
sillylung 0
Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?
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Comments (193)
offroadlover 0
haha are you sure this wasnt in the us... this guy sounds exactly like my boyfriends father and his name also happens to be chris....
lettertjes 0
Why would you hug someone who ignored you after having had sex with you?
dreamchaser 0
I know, right?
JanisEvans 10
I was just about to say the exact same thing... I don't judge people for sleeping around, but who goes and hugs someone like that moron at first sight after months? OP, you really liked him, didn't you? Sorry, kiddo, he's an ignorant bastard...
dreamchaser 0
i agree. @sploosh.. "go have more sex and enjoy your youth, femininity, and beauty while you can???" seriously??? clearly, u've no idea what you're talking bout.
SickOrSane 0
Lol at all the prude up in here. Atleast he still thinks you're cute.
ozymandias_fml 0
Cry us a river, *****.
yaintime21 0
THIS IS SO STUPID. Just because the OP dated and had sex with one guy it does not make her a **** or a *****. Why isn't anyone calling HIM names? Double standard much?
Klabauterpete 0
Cause he doesn't complain.
ozymandias_fml 0
Because he is not crying about being a *****. Were he to complain about acting like a ***** and then being treated like one, I personally, would still be mocking him.
boatkicker 5
Personally I dont care that she's slepeing around. thats her business, but if she does she needs to realize that she's not forming any sort of relationship. A casual **** is a casual ****. its not "oh I slept with him now we are bonded forever." Until she realizes that, she ought not sleep with anyone she's not in a serious relatinoship with.
kukopia 0
FML because this site doesn't have a 'MEH' button!!!
DncrHap 9
MLIA! I LOVE YOU!
chelling94 0
obviously you werent that rememberable
runningwild 0
ya gotta try the car before you buy it