Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
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manoverboard 0
So? What'd you expect?
sillylung 0
Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?
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Comments (193)
DameGreyWulf 1
Wait wait what I'm confused What the hell were you expecting? That he was in a coma for some years and that's why he didn't call back? It's more than obvious he just used you....
DncrHap 9
... it was three months. Not years. =/
DameGreyWulf 1
Right right, but the point remains... what was she expecting?
DncrHap 9
Hahaha. Fair enough.
starryskyhearts 0
I totally agree.
lolwatlol 0
and you hugged him because................ besides the fact you are stupid, of course.
2200dtn 0
You must be 'easy'.
Cupcake10 0
Lol #104. OP you deserve it for being a **** yeah I said it! She knew this guy for months and sleeps with him. You know what? I'm not mad at the guy and don't really blame him for not remembering. If you make yourself too available to people then of course you aren't going to be remembered the way you'd like to. Keep it in your pants until you're married or for those of you who just can't seem to do that nowadays...until you're in a steady relationship.
DncrHap 9
Hello there, Judgey McJudgerkins. Exactly how high is that horse you're sitting on?
Panderz 0
Wow that really sucks. I understand you were trying to be nice in order to avoid the 'awkward moment thing' where you stare at each other for too long of a period until you have to say hi, but pausing for so long already made it painfully obvious that you both would rather not be talking...And I know some girls do this thing where they think that maybe he DOES like you, but 'lost your number' (who loses the number of a girl who you actually want to see (i.e. sleep with) again? - in today's world, I'm almost surprised guys don't tattoo it on, instead of just putting it in their backberry). Either way...going up to hug this guy who clearly is not into you, because he would totally have kept calling you if he was, is just adding insult to injury. I feel bad for you, because I've had friends do the same thing...but let this be a lesson learned: if he has stopped calling you back, there's no way he remembers your name, or wants an awkward 'hey we had apparently bad sex, but here I am, being awkward AGAIN' hug. Go find someone who'll call, or at least remember your name.
wingedspiritus 0
Umm.. That person is sick or has some kind of memory disorder ?
gokey21 0
Wow... I think all of you are way too preoccupied with the fact that she had sex with this guy. The situation sucks, and it's not like she's the only girl to have ever slept with someone after a few date. Get over it.
icheer 0
that totally sucks but ydi for assuming that he'd remember you after months had gone by and you had only been on a few dates.. granted you two spept together.. guys have selective memory.. and bad selective memory at that.. once a few weeks go by all memories.. if not cherishable.. are null and void..
losientochico 0
ha. the irony in the fact that this is from "anonymous" accidentally is enjoyable.